The Romantic Adventures of a MilkmaidHardy, Thomas
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The Romantic Adventures of a Milkmaid
Hardy, Thomas
Women agricultural laborers -- Fiction
Margery felt so indignant at the apparent assignation, which seemed about
to take place despite her anonymous writing, that she helplessly assented
to go anywhere, dropping behind Vine, that he might not see her mood.
Jim followed out his programme with literal exactness. No sooner was the
troop dismissed in the city than he sent Tony to stable and joined Mrs.
Peach, who stood on the edge of the pavement expecting him. But this
acquaintance was to end: he meant to part from her for ever and in the
quickest time, though civilly; for it was important to be with Margery as
soon as possible. He had nearly completed the manœuvre to his
satisfaction when, in drawing her handkerchief from her pocket to wipe
the tears from her eyes, Mrs. Peach’s hand grasped the paper, which she
read at once.
‘What! is that true?’ she said, holding it out to Jim.
Jim started and admitted that it was, beginning an elaborate explanation
and apologies. But Mrs. Peach was thoroughly roused, and then overcome.
‘He’s married, he’s married!’ she said, and swooned, or feigned to swoon,
so that Jim was obliged to support her.
‘He’s married, he’s married!’ said a boy hard by who watched the scene
with interest.
‘He’s married, he’s married!’ said a hilarious group of other boys near,
with smiles several inches broad, and shining teeth; and so the
exclamation echoed down the street.
Jim cursed his ill-luck; the loss of time that this dilemma entailed grew
serious; for Mrs. Peach was now in such a hysterical state that he could
not leave her with any good grace or feeling. It was necessary to take
her to a refreshment room, lavish restoratives upon her, and altogether
to waste nearly half an hour. When she had kept him as long as she
chose, she forgave him; and thus at last he got away, his heart swelling
with tenderness towards Margery. He at once hurried up the street to
effect the reconciliation with her.
‘How shall I do it?’ he said to himself. ‘Why, I’ll step round to her
side, fish for her hand, draw it through my arm as if I wasn’t aware of
it. Then she’ll look in my face, I shall look in hers, and we shall
march off the field triumphant, and the thing will be done without
takings or tears.’
He entered the field and went straight as an arrow to the place appointed
for the meeting. It was at the back of a refreshment tent outside the
mass of spectators, and divided from their view by the tent itself. He
turned the corner of the canvas, and there beheld Vine at the indicated
spot. But Margery was not with him.
Vine’s hat was thrust back into his poll. His face was pale, and his
manner bewildered. ‘Hullo? what’s the matter?’ said Jim. ‘Where’s my
Margery?’
‘You’ve carried this footy game too far, my man!’ exclaimed Vine, with
the air of a friend who has ‘always told you so.’ ‘You ought to have
dropped it several days ago, when she would have come to ’ee like a
cooing dove. Now this is the end o’t!’
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