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field." He then moved towards the gate, where we parted; he going one
way, and I and my horse the other.
More than twenty years subsequent to this period, after much wandering
about the world, returning to my native country, I was invited to a
literary tea-party, where, the discourse turning upon poetry, I, in order
to show that I was not more ignorant than my neighbours, began to talk
about Byron, for whose writings I really entertained considerable
admiration, though I had no particular esteem for the man himself. At
first, I received no answer to what I said--the company merely surveying
me with a kind of sleepy stare. At length a lady, about the age of
forty, with a large wart on her face, observed, in a drawling tone, "That
she had not read Byron--at least, since her girlhood--and then only a few
passages; but that the impression on her mind was, that his writings were
of a highly objectionable character." "I also read a little of him in my
boyhood," said a gentleman about sixty, but who evidently, from his dress
and demeanour, wished to appear about thirty, "but I highly disapproved
of him; for, notwithstanding he was a nobleman, he is frequently very
coarse, and very fond of raising emotion. Now emotion is what I
dislike;" drawling out the last syllable of the word dislike. "There is
only one poet for me--the divine--" and then he mentioned a name which I
had only once heard, and afterwards quite forgotten; the same mentioned
by the snorer in the field. "Ah! there is no one like him!" murmured
some more of the company; "the poet of nature--of nature without its
vulgarity." I wished very much to ask these people whether they were
ever bad sleepers, and whether they had read the poet, so called, from a
desire of being set to sleep. Within a few days, however, I learnt that
it had of late become very fashionable and genteel to appear half asleep,
and that one could exhibit no better mark of superfine breeding than by
occasionally in company setting one's rhomal organ in action. I then
ceased to wonder at the popularity, which I found nearly universal, of ---
's poetry; for, certainly in order to make one's self appear sleepy in
company, or occasionally to induce sleep, nothing could be more
efficacious than a slight prelection of his poems. So poor Byron, with
his fire and emotion--to say nothing of his mouthings and coxcombry--was
dethroned, as I prophesied he would be more than twenty years before, on
the day of his funeral, though I had little idea that his humiliation
would have been brought about by one, whose sole strength consists in
setting people to sleep. Well, all things are doomed to terminate in
sleep. Before that termination, however, I will venture to prophesy that
people will become a little more awake--snoring and yawning be a little
less in fashion--and poor Byron be once more reinstated on his throne,
though his rival will always stand a good chance of being worshipped by
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