Adventure stories; England -- Fiction; Romanies -- Fiction
with the character of a man worth a million pounds, who is to make
everybody's fortune; at this time, however, he is not worth a shilling of
his own, though he flashes about dexterously three or four thousand
pounds, part of which sum he has obtained by specious pretences, and part
from certain individuals who are his confederates. But in the year
'forty-nine, he is really in possession of the fortune which he and his
agents pretended to be worth ten years before--he is worth a million
pounds. By what means has he come by them? By railroad contracts, for
which he takes care to be paid in hard cash before he attempts to perform
them, and to carry out which he makes use of the sweat and blood of
wretches who, since their organization, have introduced crimes and
language into England to which it was previously almost a stranger--by
purchasing, with paper, shares by hundreds in the schemes to execute
which he contracts, and which are his own devising; which shares he sells
as soon as they are at a high premium, to which they are speedily forced
by means of paragraphs, inserted by himself and agents, in newspapers
devoted to his interest, utterly reckless of the terrible depreciation to
which they are almost instantly subjected. But he is worth a million
pounds, there can be no doubt of the fact--he has not made people's
fortunes, at least those whose fortunes it was said he would make; he has
made them away; but his own he has made, emphatically made it; he is
worth a million pounds. Hurrah for the millionnaire! The clown who
views the pandemonium of red brick which he has built on the estate which
he has purchased in the neighbourhood of the place of his grand debut, in
which every species of architecture, Greek, Indian, and Chinese, is
employed in caricature--who hears of the grand entertainment he gives at
Christmas in the principal dining-room, the hundred wax-candles, the
waggon-load of plate, and the ocean of wine which form parts of it, and
above all the two ostrich poults, one at the head, and the other at the
foot of the table, exclaims, "Well! if he a'n't bang up, I don't know who
be; why he beats my lord hollow!" The mechanic of the borough town, who
sees him dashing through the streets in an open landau, drawn by four
milk-white horses, amidst his attendant out-riders; his wife, a monster
of a woman, by his side, stout as the wife of Tamerlane, who weighed
twenty stone, and bedizened out like her whose person shone with the
jewels of plundered Persia, stares with silent wonder, and at last
exclaims "That's the man for my vote!" You tell the clown that the man
of the mansion has contributed enormously to corrupt the rural innocence
of England; you point to an incipient branch railroad, from around which
the accents of Gomorrah are sounding, and beg him to listen for a moment,
and then close his ears. Hodge scratches his head and says, "Well, I
have nothing to say to that; all I know is, that he is bang up, and I
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