The Romany Rye: A Sequel to 'Lavengro'Borrow, George
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The Romany Rye: A Sequel to 'Lavengro'
Borrow, George
Adventure stories; England -- Fiction; Romanies -- Fiction
the character of a man worth a million pounds who is to make everybody's
fortune; at this time, however, he is not worth a shilling of his own,
though he flashes about dexterously three or four thousand pounds, part
of which sum he has obtained by specious pretences, and part from certain
individuals who are his confederates. But in the year '49 he is really
in possession of the fortune which he and his agents pretended he was
worth ten years before--he is worth a million pounds. By what means has
he come by them? By railroad contracts, for which he takes care to be
paid in hard cash before he attempts to perform them, and to carry out
which he makes use of the sweat and blood of wretches who, since their
organization, have introduced crimes and language into England to which
it was previously almost a stranger--by purchasing, with paper, shares by
hundreds in the schemes to execute which he contracts, and which are of
his own devising; which shares he sells as soon as they are at a high
premium, to which they are speedily forced by means of paragraphs,
inserted by himself and agents, in newspapers devoted to his interest,
utterly reckless of the terrible depreciation to which they are almost
instantly subjected. But he is worth a million pounds, there can be no
doubt of the fact--he has not made people's fortunes, at least, those
whose fortunes it was said he would make; he has made them away, but his
own he has made, emphatically made it--he is worth a million pounds.
Hurrah for the millionaire! The clown who views the pandemonium of red
brick which he has built on the estate which he has purchased in the
neighbourhood of the place of his grand debut, in which every species of
architecture, Greek, Indian, and Chinese, is employed in caricature--who
hears of the grand entertainment he gives at Christmas in the principal
dining-room, the hundred wax candles, the waggon-load of plate, and the
oceans of wine which form parts of it, and above all the two ostrich
poults, one at the head and the other at the foot of the table, exclaims:
'Well, if he a'n't bang up, I don't know who be; why he beats my lord
hollow!' The mechanic of the borough town, who sees him dashing through
the streets in an open landau, drawn by four milk-white horses, amidst
its attendant out-riders; his wife, a monster of a woman, by his side,
stout as the wife of Tamerlane, who weighed twenty stone, and bedizened
out like her whose person shone with the jewels of plundered Persia,
stares with silent wonder, and at last exclaims: 'That's the man for my
vote!' You tell the clown that the man of the mansion has contributed
enormously to corrupt the rural innocence of England; you point to an
incipient branch railroad, from around which the accents of Gomorrah are
sounding, and beg him to listen for a moment and then close his ears.
Hodge scratches his head and says: 'Well, I have nothing to say to that;
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