England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Families -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
“Till--till I’m acclimatized, please.”
Louis laughed uneasily. “And how do you suggest we should while away
the time, until you’re--acclimatized, please?”
“There are some books on that shelf. If you read to me, I could
crochet, couldn’t I?” And with an air of innocent glee, she pulled out
her work from her handbag.
Louis slowly crossed the room to the bookshelf.... He could not be
happy until he had ousted her from her lordship of the slippery
situation, treating it and him in a spirit of dainty buffoonery; and
for the moment, he, usually so nimble and astute at solving the woman
riddle, was utterly bewildered by this elusive crescent-moon of a girl,
slender and pale and swathed in flying clouds of mystery.
Of course a woman _ought_ to be mysterious. It was part of her
appeal, her stock-in-trade. Louis had no objection to the conventional
Mystery of Woman. He had written sophisticated articles about it. But
this Ursula Barrison----
He decided not to force the situation, but to give it time.
“Here is a treatise on physical geography, a psalm-book, ‘Home
Influence,’ ‘Happy Thoughts from Day to Day,’ ‘Pigs, the Care and
Feeding of,’ and ‘Little Ellen’s Dream,’” he read, from the backs of
the volumes on the shelf. “Which will interest you most?” And he began
to read aloud, with very precise utterance, a passage from “Little
Ellen’s Dream.”
“Kind little Ellen could not bear to see the snow, because she had
two pairs of shoes, and perhaps some poor little girl had none. ‘Mama
darling,’ she cried, ‘if I am good, may I take my shoes as a present to
Nelly Carter, and also some eggs and my nicest hoop? I dreamt that it
was her birthday today and she cried because she had no presents.’ ‘Do,
my darling,’ said Ellen’s mother----”
Suddenly Ursula buried her head on to her folded arms and began to
shake with sobs.
Louis, interrupted in his efforts to entertain her, watched her for a
few moments. Then he said, “You’re laughing!”
And she raised a flushed face, its composure broken up into radiant
quivering mirth.
“It was your puzzled gloom--and that book--‘Kind little Ellen’ ... and
us here in this absurd room.... The way you said ‘_Ursula_’ when
you came in. No, I’m not in the very least hysterical.... I’m just
amused.... If you would only stop expecting me to fall into your arms,
you might be amused too.”
“I think it unlikely,” said Louis. And Ursula, seeing a certain male
look, hot and bulging, in his eyes, stopped laughing. She realized that
now would come the strain on her boast that Louis must be managed.
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