England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Families -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
“North-West, then? Canada? It’ll be a new land to me----”
“Doug-land! cowboy sombreros and log-cabins and biting blizzards and
leagues of glittering white snow ... the red fox ... or is it the Red
Indian? Never mind, we needn’t be accurate in Doug-land!”
Her husband remained good-tempered. Good temper under provocation was,
indeed, one of his attractions: “I can’t quite get the hang of that.
But it looks as though any place I took you to would be Doug-land, as
you call it.”
“It would. Oh, it would.”
“Ursula--aren’t we going to break away, then? by ourselves? to the back
of nowhere?”
“We needn’t be quite so drastic, nor so picturesque about it, that’s
all.” She sank to a more serious note: “We mustn’t be more than a
day’s journey away from your mother, Doug, for the next few years....
Remember what the doctor told you about her heart.”
He nodded, contrite.
“Poor old Mater. England, then. How far can we trek from mankind.
Jove--trekking--I’d like to have swept you off to a farm on the
Transvaal, Teddy!”
“Grey felt sombrero exchanged for flopping straw, the same loose
shirt as we used in the tropics and in Canada; patient lumbering oxen
responsive to the slightest crack of your sjambok....”
“I don’t see why we shouldn’t farm in the west of England,” reflected
Doug; “there’d be moors and the sea and good rich soil--I’d have to
look round a bit first and find my feet. My oath, it’s a topping notion
of yours, Teddy. I’ve always been keen on farming, deep down. Good-bye
to the artificial life and hurrah for Arcadia!”
“Doug, are there no Doreens in Arcadia?”
“Rustics, farm-girls. No, they don’t appeal to me. Honestly. It’s girls
of our own class, with dainty minds and dainty bodies who are fatal.
It’s queer, you know”--Doug was engrossed in the subject of his ego;
and Ursula listened attentively, thinking that out of all his innocent
misconceptions of himself, she might yet pick up an essential hint or
two; “it’s queer that though I’m a primitive man, primitive to the very
spine, yet the type of opposite sex that--that upset me, is delicate
and puzzling and highly-finished--you don’t meet ’em often away from
towns. Isn’t it queer, Ursula?”
She nodded absently, her mind a-swing upon some tiny thread of its
own. “I don’t want to be a beast--and I don’t want to nag--but,
Doug, if we go and live in the country, away from temptation, it’s
_not_ just for a change and a jolly adventure. It’s because I’m
desperate. I don’t look it, I know, and I don’t behave like it, but
I’m desperate all the same. Do you really want to be cured, Doug? I
won’t force the experiment on you. I’m the last creature who ought to
do that--I’m personally too much interested. But austerity isn’t half
as romantic as you’re imagining it now. You’re still thinking about the
hunting-flask....”
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