The Root of All EvilFletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
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The Root of All Evil
Fletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
Scholes had no objection to telling his tale over and over again, and
there was not a pair of ears in all that neighbourhood which had not
heard it; if not at first, then at second hand--nor was there a soul
which did not feel a certain warmth in recognising Jeckie Farnish's
astuteness; Scholes himself recognised it.
"Ye see, shoo hed me afore iver shoo come to t'house!" he would say.
"Knew t'coal wor theer afore iver shoo come reck'nin' to want to buy mi
fotty acre and mak' an orchard on't! But niver a word to me! Buyin',
shoo wor, not fotty acre o' poor land, d'ye see, but what they call
t'possibilities 'at ligged beneath it! T'possibilities o' untold wealth!
As should ha' been mine. Nowt but a moral thief--that's what shoo is,
yon Jecholiah. Clever' 'er may be--I don't say shoo isn't, but a moral
thief."
"Tha means an immoral thief," said one of his listeners.
"I mean what I say!" retorted Scholes. "I know t'English language better
nor what thou does. A moral thief!--that's what yon woman is. I appeal
to t'company. If ye nobbut come to consider, same as judges and juries
does at t'sizes, how shoo did me, ye'll see 'at, morally speakin', shoo
robbed me o' my lawful rights. Ye see--for happen ye've forgotten some
o' t'fine points o' t'matter, it wor i' this way----"
Then he would tell his tale all over again, and would afterwards argue
it out, detail by detail, with his audience. In that part of Yorkshire
the men are fond of hearing their own tongues, and wherever Scholes
went the companies of the inn-kitchens were converted into debating
societies.
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