The Root of All EvilFletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
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The Root of All Evil
Fletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
"You impudent young counter-jumper!" she answered. "What do you mean by
running away with my sister?--a feller that sells pennorths o' tape and
papers o' pins! Answer me that!"
"Better sell anything, Miss Farnish, than be sold up!" retorted Mr.
Binks with a grin. "I think that was what had just happened to your
family when I first became acquainted with it."
"That's it, Bert!" said Mrs. Binks, glad to give Jeckie something in
return for all the scoldings that she herself had suffered. "She's been
going on at me dreadfully!"
Jeckie pulled herself up to her full height, and slowly looked from
bride to bridegroom.
"I know what you've married on," she said, her voice becoming as calm as
it had previously been furious. "You're young fools, and you'll find it
out. Don't you ever come to me for anything; if you do you'll find
yourselves shown the door! So there; and I've no more to say."
Mr. Binks rubbed his hands.
"That's well, ma'am!" he remarked, almost gaily. "For our bit of
dinner's ready downstairs. And you can go away, ma'am, assured that
Rushie and me ain't afraid of nothing. You see, we prefer love to money,
though we intend to do pretty well in that way, all in good time. No
offence, ma'am, but we ain't going to be bullied by you or anybody.
If," he concluded, as he opened the door for Jeckie with mock
politeness, "if you'd come to our little shop intending to do business
on pleasant and friendly lines we might have established a connection,
but as you ain't, well, all I've got to say, Miss Farnish, is--nothing
doing!"
He felt very proud of himself, this sandy-haired, snub-nosed,
commonplace young man, as he uttered this sarcasm; he knew, somehow,
that he had got the better of this terrible Jecholiah. And suddenly, as
Jeckie was passing through the door, he had an inspiration, and felt it
to be clever, very clever.
"But we ain't above or below playing the coals-of-fire game, Miss
Farnish," he said. "You wouldn't ask me into your house to as much as a
cup of tea, but if you like to stop you're welcome to your share of as
nice a bit of steak and onions as ever you set tooth into! Say the word,
ma'am, and take it friendly."
But Jeckie was marching down the stairs in dead and gloomy silence and
Mr. Binks turned to his bride.
"I did it proper there, old woman!" he said. "Hand o' friendship, and
that sort o' thing--what? Her own fault if she wouldn't take it."
"She's as hard as iron," answered Rushie. "Come down, Bert; the
dinner'll be getting cold."
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