"I have heard," ventured David, "that Mrs. Grand based her complaint on
the fact that her husband was mixed up in some way with an actress."
"She had to have _something_, Davy," said the other. "They faked up an
imitation--that ain't the word--an imaginary actress for the occasion.
Joey Noakes told me all about that. She first tried to get some of the
old crowd to swear that Mrs. Braddock was the one, but she got a
terrible throw-down there. They was all for Mary Braddock, strong. Then
what do you think her lawyers up and does? They actually went to Joey
and offered him ten thousand if he'd let 'em use Ruby's name."
A spasm of rage transfigured the face of the imperturbable rascal. His
hands were clenched and the veins stood out in his temples.
"What a cowardly, outrageous thing to do!" cried David.
Dick did not speak for several minutes, but sat staring at his hands,
his thoughts five hundred miles away. At last his lips spread into a
dry, crippled smile.
"Joey told 'em to go to hell. And he rather helped the guy along the
route by kickin' him half-way down stairs. If he hadn't caught himself
against the railing half-way down, he'd 'a' been in the bad place these
last four years. I wish to state at this point, Davy, that for the past
four years I've made it my business to make that guy wish he was there
a hundred times over. It's mighty hard to do a lawyer, but I've got
that feller so's he sits up nights, looking like a ghost, waitin' to
see what's going to happen to him if he should accidentally fall
asleep. But, 'nough of that. After I got out of the pen I dropped in to
see Joey. He was just organizin' that road pantomime show of his. He
told me all about Mrs. Grand's proposal, and I was for cutting the
dame's throat, only he wouldn't hear to it. You been in Joey's home in
Tenth Street, haven't you? I mean the old one, just a little ways off
Broadway. Well, you remember _them_ stairs? Can you imagine bein'
kicked down them stairs? Gee whiz! How I'd like to ha' been there!
Well, you know all about Joey's pantomime fizzle. It almost busted the
old boy's heart. He went stony broke the first year. Him and Ruby had
to go over to live in an awful place on the east side, just off the
Bowery. It happened to be right near the joint where Ernie and me hang
out in the winter time. Our palatial residence then was back of a
cobbler's shop, two flights off the sidewalk. I can't say that it's as
sunny and as nicely aired as your joint here, kid, but it's harder to
get inside of. And it would be impossible to get out if you once got
in, unless you had a recommend from one of the gang. Seven of us hangs
out there now. Maybe I'll show you the joint some time, if you can keep
your jaw shut about it.
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