He was gone, the door to the hall closing gently behind him. There was
not a sound to be heard in the house. Outside the frogs were
chattering, and a nearby owl hooted dolefully. David stood still in the
center of the room, his gaze fixed on the hall door. He counted the
minutes, expecting, in spite of his preparedness, to be startled when
the door opened with ghostly ease to admit the lank figure of the
"dip." There was a certain sense of dread in the knowledge that
somewhere off in the dark, silent halls a stealthy, noiseless, almost
sinister thing was moving--moving with the swiftness and caution of a
weasel, but with all the merry purpose of a harlequin. David
experienced a grewsome, uncanny desire to shiver. He remembered Dick's
admonition and was about to turn to the fireplace, in which the logs
were no longer blazing.
Suddenly the door opened. He could have sworn that the knob had not
turned. There had not been the faintest sound, and yet Dick Cronk
stepped quickly, confidently into the room, a grin on his face. In one
hand he bore a fair-sized package, done up in a napkin.
"You are the ghostliest thing I've ever known," said David with a
nervous laugh of relief. "How do you do it?"
"Simple twist of the wrist," said Dick, employing a phrase of the day.
"Gee, how tired you must be, after pokin' up the fire like that!"
David hastened to do his part of the pantomime. When he turned from the
replenished fireplace a cold supper was spread on the desk, the napkin
serving as a tablecloth. There were knives, forks and spoons, and a
china plate apiece. A pitcher of milk stood at one end, a bottle of
claret at the other, with tumblers beside them. In the center of the
board was a plate of fried chicken, some young onions, freshly baked
bread, salt, pepper, and, most wonderful of all,--Aunt Fanny's newest
marble-cake, huge and aggressive.
The master of the house stared open-mouthed at this amazing feast.
Where had it all come from? How had it been transported?
"Well, I'll be hanged!" he gasped.
Dick shuddered. "Don't say that! It gives me the Willies. Sit down,
friend, and make yourself at home. Ah! This is real comfort! Don't you
think I'd make some woman a fine husband? I'm no slouch as a provider,
am I?"
It was after two o'clock when Artful Dick Cronk whispered good night
and slipped out into the hall. He carried with him all the plates,
cutlery and remnants of the midnight feast, having remarked in advance
that a careful operator never left anything "half finished." It was his
purpose to restore every article except the food, to the place from
which he had taken it. He and David chuckled joyously over the fresh
amazement of Aunt Fanny in the morning; she had been living in a state
of dread for three appalling days, as it was.
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