"Certain sure. Why not? He's the most honest dip I ever see. He
wouldn't touch a thing belonging to one of us--not a thing. He works
only on these 'ere rich blokes wot thinks we're scum and vermin. But, I
say, Jacky," he interrupted himself to say sagely, "I wouldn't be seen
with 'im too often if I was you. He _does_ have to make some very
sudden escapes sometimes, unexpected like, and I doubt if you can dodge
as well as he can. If that feller was to give up lifting pocket-books,
he could be the grandest lawyer in ten states. Wot he don't know about
the law nobody else does. Experience is a wonderful teacher. He comes
by 'is name rightly, he does,--Artful Dick. I've larfed myself sick
many a time listening to 'ow he lifted things. Once he actually took a
feller's pocket-book out of 'is inside westcut pocket, removed the
bills, signed a little receipt for 'em, and then returned the leather
to the gent's westcut. Later on he 'eard the chap was going to use the
money to pay off a morgidge and that he 'ad a sick wife. Wot did Dick
do but 'unt him up again and put the money back, removing the receipt
and substituting a fifty-dollar bill he'd filched from a wise guy in a
bank, all wrapped up in a little note telling the chap to give it to
'is wife with the compliments of Old Nick. I've larfed myself to sleep
wondering wot the feller thought when he found the note!" "I've never
seen any one just like him. He's a very odd person," said David. "I
think I should like him in spite of what he is."
"Everybody likes him. He's so light-'earted he almost bursts with joy.
He's followed us for two seasons, and I've never knowed 'im to do a
mean or dishonorable thing," said Joey with perfect complacency. And
yet Joey Noakes was the soul of integrity! David could not help
laughing; whereupon the clown hastened to add: "Except to steal."
"I'm sorry he's that kind," deplored David.
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