The Royal Mail: Its Curiosities and RomanceHyde, James Wilson
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The Royal Mail: Its Curiosities and Romance
Hyde, James Wilson
Postal service -- Great Britain
"I want you to do me a kines, to hand this (letter) to some good watch
maker and tell him to see if I can by a instrument to tell where gold or
silver is in the ground or if there is a instrument maid to find
mettel--gold or silver--that are in the ground. If it will attrack it. A
instrument for that perpos. I understand there are sutch a thing made.
If so, be pleas tell me where I can by one and what it will cost me. It
can be sent to New York to ---- where I can get it. I want to get a
instrument to hunt gold & silver. You will pleas write to me as I think
if there are sutch a thing maid I could get one in your country. I send
you a stamp."
A stranger in the country expresses his readiness to reward the
Postmaster-General with some partridges if he will get some one to send
him a parcel of mithridate mustard:--
"Will you do me the favour of dropping me a line to say if you know of
an herbalist or greengrocer that could send me a parcel of Mithridate
Mustard. It grows at Hatfield by the river side, and in the streets of
Peckham on the Surrey side. As I am a stranger, if you will kindly see
if you can get any one to send it me I will send a Post-office order or
stamps for what it will cost before they start it by train; or if you
will get it I will send it to you. I will send you some partridges for
your trouble if you will kindly let me know. It dont grow in any part
of ----shire that I am aware of. We have the common hedge mustard
growing here, but that wont do what the gentleman wants it for."
A Massachusetts owner of an old clock begs for antiquarian search into
the history of an ancient timepiece which has come into his
possession:--
"I have tuke the liberty to address you, wishing to know if I could ask
the favour by paying you for the trouble I ask to know.
"I have an old clock in my collection made by Henton Brown, London, in
the first part of 1700. I would like to know where he was in business
and when he died, if it could be ascertained. Please inform me if you
could find out by any record in London. I would pay you for all trouble.
"This darling ---- is one of the loveliest places in Massachusetts."
Now a brother, being doubtful of a love business in which his sister is
concerned, claims the help of the Post-office in clearing matters up:--
"Will you, if you please, let me know if there is such a gentleman as Mr
---- in ----. i beleave he is a Chirch Clurdgman. There is a young man
in ---- who has been engaged to my sister, and he says Mrs ---- at ----
is his sister. i should very much like to know, if you will oblige me by
sending. i thought if Mrs ---- was his sister i would rite and ask for
his charetar, because he is a stranger to us all."
A Frenchman, with hat in hand, and all ready to propose, merely wants to
know, as a preliminary, whether the lady he has in view is still
alive!--
"À Monsieur le
"Directeur de la Poste de Londres.
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