The Royal Mail: Its Curiosities and RomanceHyde, James Wilson
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The Royal Mail: Its Curiosities and Romance
Hyde, James Wilson
Postal service -- Great Britain
As might readily be supposed, strange communications are often received
on savings-bank business--some quaint and curious, though written quite
seriously, while others are evidently written with the intention of
making fun; yet another class deriving their peculiarities from a too
common cause--want of education. A few of such specimens are given as
follows:--
A depositor being asked to furnish particulars of his account, the reply
received from some one who had opened the letter on his behalf was to
this effect:--"He is a tall man, deeply marked with smallpox, has one
eye, wears a billycock, and keeps a pea-booth at Lincoln Fair,"--a
description ample enough, and one that would rejoice the heart of a
detective.
The envelopes supplied to depositors, in which they send their books to
headquarters, have within the flap a space provided to receive the
depositor's address, and the request is printed underneath--"State here
whether the above address is permanent." This request has called forth
such rejoinders as these--"Here we have no continuing city," "This is
not our rest," "Heaven is our home," "Yes, _D. V._" In one case the
reply was "No, _D. V._, for the place is beastly damp and unhealthy;"
while another depositor, being floored by the wording of the inquiry,
wrote--"Doant know what permanent is"!
When deposit-books are lost or destroyed, some explanation is usually
forthcoming as to how the circumstance occurred, and some of these
statements are of a very curious kind. Thus a person employed in a
travelling circus accounted for the loss of his book in these terms:
"Last night, when I was sleeping in the tent, one of our elephants broke
loose and tore up my coat, in the pocket of which was my bank-book, and
eat part of it. I enclose the fragments." In another case the statement
furnished was: "I think the children has taken it out of doors and lost
it, as they are in the habbit of playing shutal cock with the backs of
books." Another depositor said that his book was "supposed to have been
taken from the house by our tame monkey." While in a further case the
explanation vouchsafed was as follows: "I was in a yard feeding my pigs.
I took off my coat and left it down on a barrell; while engaged doing
so, a goat in the yard pulled it down. The book falling out, the goat
was chewing it when I caught her." A sergeant in the army lost his book
"whilst in the act of measuring a recruit for the army,"--a circumstance
which is, perhaps, not creditable to the recruit. A needy depositor
pledged his coat, forgetting, however, to withdraw his deposit-book,
which was in one of the pockets. On applying to redeem his property, he
found that the coat had been mislaid by the pawnbroker, and that his
book was thus lost. In a somewhat similar way another depositor
accounted for his loss "through putting the book in an old coat-pocket,
and selling the coat without taking out the book again." It was
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