Country life -- England; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
The “servant wench” has lit the fire and set out his breakfast for him
and his fellows; huge basins of milk porridge, and loaves as big as
beehives, and pretty much of the same shape, and as brown as the back of
their own hands. To this fare he betakes himself with a capacity that
only country air and hard labour can give. Having made havoc with as
much of these as would serve a round family of citizens to breakfast, he
then stretches out his hand to a capacious dish of cold fat bacon of
about six inches thick; nay, I once saw bacon on such a table actually
ten inches thick, and all one solid mass of fat. This is set on the top
of half a peck of cold boiled beans that were left the day before, and
however strange such viands might seem to a townsman at six o’clock, or
earlier, in a morning, they vanish as rapidly as if they did not follow
that mess of porridge, and those huge hunches of bread. Well, to a
certainty he has now done. Nay, don’t be in such haste--he has _not_
done; he has his eye on the great brown loaf again. He must have a snack
of bread and cheese; so he takes his knife out of his waistcoat pocket,
a gigantic clasp knife, assuredly made by the knowing Sheffielder to hew
down such loaves, and lie in such pockets, and fill such stomachs, and
for no other earthly purpose. See! he cuts a massy fragment of the rich
curly kissing-crust, that hangs like a fretted cornice from the upper
half of the loaf, and places it between the little finger and the thick
of his left hand; he cuts a corresponding piece of cheese, and places it
between the thumb and the two fore-fingers of the same hand, and
alternately cutting his bread and cheese with his clasp-knife (for he
would not use another for that purpose on any account), as Betty sets a
mug of ale before him, he wipes his mouth and says, as he lifts the mug,
to his younger companion, who has all this time been faithfully and
valiantly imitating him,--“Well, Jack, we must be off, lad; take a
draught, then get the horses out, and I’ll be with thee.”
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