Country life -- England; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
A scene, described to me by a professional land-agent, would seem to
belong to the generation of Parson Adams and Squire Western, but it
actually occurred but the other day, and only seven miles from one of
our largest county towns. This land-agent was sent for on business by an
old gentleman of large landed estate in that county. As the gentleman’s
house was in a secluded situation, off the highways, and it was a fine,
cool, autumnal day, he took a footpath which led the whole way across
delightful fields, and after enjoying his walk through meadows and
woods, arrived at the Hall with a most vigorous appetite, just as the
squire and his housekeeper were sitting down to dinner. Of course,
nothing less could take place than an invitation for him to join them;
which he was not in the disposition by any means to decline. I need
scarcely say that the fact of the squire and his housekeeper sitting at
the same table indicates the ancient gentleman as one of the real old
school. He was, in fact, a tall, gaunt, meagre old fellow, whose sole
pleasure was putting out his rents on good security, and whose sole
family consisted of his housekeeper and one old amphibious animal, who,
if he had as many heads as occupations, would have carried at least four
more than Janus--occupying his talents, as he did, as gardener, groom,
serving-man, and three or four other personages. The whole house and
every thing about it bore amplest marks of neglect and antiquity. Not a
gate, or a door, or a window, or a carpet, or any other piece of
furniture, but was just as his father left it fifty years before, except
for the work which time, and such tying and patching as were absolutely
needful to keep certain things together, had done. Our agent looked with
some curiosity at the two covers on the table before them, which being
removed revealed a single partridge and three potatoes. The housekeeper
having cut the partridge into quarters, gave each of the gentlemen one,
and took the third herself. Our worthy land-agent supposing this to be
but a slight first course, was astounded to hear the squire say, he
hoped Mr. Mapleton would make a dinner--for he saw what there was! On
this significant hint Mr. Mapleton made haste to dispatch his quarter of
bird, and cast eager looks on the remaining quarter in the dish. The
housekeeper, indeed, was just proceeding to extend the knife and fork
towards it, saying, perhaps Mr. Mapleton would take the other quarter,
when the old gentleman said very smartly; “Don’t urge Mr. Mapleton
unpleasantly--don’t overdo him--I dare say he knows when he has had
enough, without so much teasing. I have made an excellent dinner
indeed!”
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