Country life -- England; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
Before closing this gallery of country oddities, I must say that, in
some instances, much goodness of heart is mixed up with this wild growth
of queerness. There are very many who will know of whom I am speaking,
when I say that there was in the last generation a gentleman in one of
the midland counties, who was affected with this singular species of
monomania: at every execution at the county-town he purchased the rope
or ropes of Jack Ketch. These ropes, duly labelled with the name of the
culprit, the date of his execution, and the crime for which he suffered,
were hung round a particular room. On one occasion, arriving at the
town, and being told that the criminal was reprieved, he
exclaimed--“Gracious Heavens, then I have lost my rope!” The son of this
gentleman still displays a good deal of hereditary eccentricity, but has
destroyed these ropes. Nevertheless, I am told, that the carving-knife
used in his kitchen is the very sword with which Lord Byron killed
Chaworth. He still lives in the same house, and, old bachelor as he is,
maintains the old English style and hospitality in a degree not often to
be witnessed now. His personal appearance is unique. He is tall, with a
ruddy countenance, with white whiskers, white waistcoat, white breeches,
and white lining to his coat. He always appears most scrupulously and
delicately clean. His estate is large; and whoever goes to his house on
business, finds bread and cheese and ale set before him. His housekeeper
is said to receive no regular wages, but every now and then a
fifty-pound note is put into her hands, so that she has grown tolerably
rich. It is a standing order in the house, that every poor person, come
whence he may, who has lost a cow, and is seeking to get another, shall
receive a sovereign. I have heard a gentleman say, who knows him well,
that his benevolence, particularly to young tradesmen, is most
extraordinary: and that being himself once supposed to be on his
death-bed, this worthy man came, sate down by him, cried like a child,
and told him if he had not provided for his children just as he wished,
that he had only to tell him what he would have done, and then and there
it should be done. No relationship whatever existed; and this noble
offer was not accepted. The same gentleman told me that it is the
regular habit of this worthy example of Old English simplicity and
goodness of heart, every evening, before he retires to rest, to sit
quietly for a certain time in his easy chair, endeavouring to discover
whether he has done any thing wrong during the day, or has possibly hurt
any one’s feelings; and if he fancies he has, he hastens the next
morning to set all right. It is delightful to have to record proofs of
the yet existing spirit of ancient hospitality and simple worth of
character.[7]
[7] Since the first edition was published, this worthy but eccentric
gentleman is dead.
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