From time to time people hatted Lady Feo and one or two old women,
riddled with rheumatism, bobbed—not because of any sense of serfdom, but
because they liked to do so—a pleasant though inverted sense of egotism
which is at the bottom of all tradition. Rip Van Winkle saluted every
one with his whip; the butchers—and there were several, although meat
was still one of the luxuries—the landlords of the public houses who
were not so fat as they used to be before the War, the vicar, a high
churchman with an astonishingly low collar, and the usual comic person
who invariably retires to such villages, lives in a workman’s cottage
among the remnants of passed glory and talks to any one who will listen
to him of the good old days when he tooled his team of spanking bays and
hobnobbed in London, when society really _was_ society, with men of
famous names and ladies of well-known frailty. This particular
gentleman, Augustus Warburgh, pronounced Warborough, made himself up to
look like Whistler and wore the sort of clothes which would have
appealed greatly to a character actor. What he lived on no one knew. One
or two people with nasty minds were convinced that his small income was
derived from blackmail,—probably a most pernicious piece of libel. On
his few pounds a week, however, he did himself extremely well and lived
alone in a four-room cottage as antediluvian as himself, in which there
were some very charming pieces of Jacobean furniture, a collection of
excellent sporting prints and numerous books all well-thumbed, “Barry
Lyndon” being the most favored.
In this little place, with its old beams and uneven floors of oak,
Augustus Warburgh “did” for himself, cooking his own meals, making his
own bed and bringing home from his occasional trips to London mysterious
bottles filled with delicatessen from Appenrodts, amazing pickles and an
occasional case of unblended Balblair which he got from a relative of
his who owned half of the isle of Skye. Nips of this glorious but
dangerous juice he offered to his cronies in his expansive moods and
delighted in seeing them immediately slide under his table with the
expression worn by Charlie Chaplin after he has been plumped on the head
with a meat axe. Needless to say that he and Rip Van Winkle got along
together like a house on fire. They talked the same language, enjoyed
the same highly spiced food, dipped back into the same period and had
inevitably done the same people. The Warburgh bow as the brake passed in
the High Street was not Albertian but Elizabethan.
Feo laughed as she waved her hand. “When he dies,” she said, “and I
don’t think he ever will, Princes Risborough will lose one of its most
beautiful notes,—like London when they did away with Jimmies. Not that I
remember Jimmies, except from what you’ve told me about it. Let’s have
him up to dinner one night and make him drunk.”
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