As a matter of fact, Lola’s remark about the daughter’s hand was merely
an arrow fired into the air. She had been encouraging Simpkins to look
with favor upon the lovesick girl who sat so frequently upon her bed and
poured out her heart. She never conceived the possibility of being
herself asked for by good old Simpky, who had been so kind to her and
was such a knowledgable companion at the theater. The idea of becoming
his wife was grotesque, ridiculous, pathetic, hugely remote from her
definite plan of life. She considered that the girl Ellen was exactly
suited to him. Had she not inherited all the attributes of an
innkeeper’s wife from her worthy parents who had kept the Golden Sheaf
at Shepperton since away back before the great wind? So she ran up to
her room to tidy herself, with her soul full of Chilton Park and
Fallaray.
Simpkins arrived precisely on time, smelling of Windsor soap and
brilliantine. He had indulged in a tie which had white spots upon it,
discreet white spots, and into this he had stuck a golden pin,—a
horse-shoe for luck. He was welcomed by Mr. Breezy in the drawing-room
and immediately twigged the fact that there were four places laid.
Mr. Breezy was waggish. It is the way of a parent in all such
circumstances. “My boy, who do you think?”
“I dunno. Who?” His tone was anxious and his brows were flustered.
“Lola,” said Mr. Breezy.
“Lola!—I thought she was at Chilton Park with ’er ladyship. I chose this
evening because of that. This’ll make me very—well——”
“Not you,” said John Breezy. “You’re all right, me boy. We like you.
That inn down at Wargrave sounds good. I can see a nice kitchen garden.
I shall love to wander in it in the early morning and pull up spring
onions. I’m French enough for them still. You can take it that the
missus and I are all in your favor,—formalities waived. We’ll slip away
after dinner, go for a little walk and you can plump the question. The
betting is you’ll win.” And he clapped the disconcerted valet heartily
on the back,—the rather narrow back.
“I’m very much obliged, Mr. Breezy,” said Simpkins, who had gone white
to the lips, “and also to Mrs. Breezy. It’s nice to be trusted like
this, and all that. But I must say, in all honesty, I wanted to take
this affair step by step, so to speak. If I’d ’ad the good fortune to be
encouraged by you in my desire to ask for Lola’s ’and,”—there it
came,—“I should ’ave taken a week at least to ’ave thought out the
proper things to say to Lola ’erself. Sometimes there’s a little laugh
in the back of ’er eyes which throws a man off his words. I don’t know
whether you’ve noticed that. But this is very sudden and I shall ’ave to
do a lot of thinking during the meal.”
“Oh, you English,” said John Breezy and roared with laughter. “Mong
Doo!”
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