The Sagebrusher: A Story of the WestHough, Emerson
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The Sagebrusher: A Story of the West
Hough, Emerson
Western stories
"Why, what's the matter with this country?" demanded Wid mildly.
"Ain't it all right?"
"No, it ain't. Till I come here it was inhabited exclusively with
corpses."
"Well, then?"
"And since then, if it wouldn't of been for the Doctor yonder, you and
Sim Gage would be setting down here yet and looking at the burned
places and saying, 'Well, I wonder how that happened?'"
"Well, if you didn't like this here country, now what made you come
here?" demanded Wid calmly and without resentment.
"You know why I come. That lamb in there was needing me. A fine sight
you'd be, to come a thousand miles to look at! You and him! Say,
hanging would be too good for him, and drowning too expensive for you."
"Oh, come now--that's making it a little strong, now, Miss Annie, ain't
it? What have I done to you to make you feel that way? _I_ ain't ever
advertised for no wife, have I? Comes to that, I can make just as good
bread as you kin."
"Huh! Is that so!"
"Yes, and cook apricots and bacon, and fry ham as good as you can if
there was any to fry. Me, I'd be happy if they wasn't no women in the
whole wide world. They're a damn nuisance, anyways, ask me about it."
He was looking out of the corner of his eye at Annie, witnessing her
wrath.
"The gall of you!" exclaimed Annie, red of face and with snapping eye.
"Oh, they're damn nuisances, are they? Well, then, I'll tell you. I
fixed your socks up last night for you. Holes? Gee! Me setting in
there by a bum lamp that you had to strike a match to see where it was.
Never again! You can go plumb to, for all of me, henceforth and
forever."
"I ain't never going to wear them socks again," said Wid calmly. "I'm
a-going to keep them socks for soovenirs. Such darning I never have
saw in my born days. If I couldn't darn better'n that I'd go jump in
the creek. I didn't ask you to darn them socks noways. Spoiled a
perfectly good pair of socks for me, that's what you done."
The war light grew strong in Annie's eyes. "You never did need but one
pair anyways, all summer. Souvenirs! Why, one pair'd last you your
whole life. I suppose you wrop things around your feet in the winter
time, like the Rooshians in the factory. Say, you're every way the
grandest little man that ever lived alone by hisself! Well, here's
where you'll get your chance to be left alone again."
"You ain't gone yet," said Wid calmly.
"What's the reason I ain't, or won't be?"
"Well," said Wid Gardner, reaching down for a straw and moving slowly
over toward a saw horse that stood in the yard, "like enough I won't
let you go."
"What's that you say?" demanded Annie scoffingly. None the less she
slowly drew over to the end of another saw horse and seated herself.
"I'll go when I get good and ready."
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