The famous field of the Rovers was called Gamble's Pleasance. History
has not determined the source of its name. Extrinsically it was hard
to justify. Only one tree was visible, and not a single blade of
grass. It was surrounded on four sides by huge roofed structures of
wood and iron, towering tier upon tier; it had capacity for fifty
thousand people. When Ginger and the Sailor came on the scene, these
had taken up their places already, the gates had been closed, and
disappointed enthusiasts were turning away by the hundred. There was
not room in Gamble's Pleasance for another human being.
It was a scene truly remarkable that met the eyes of Ginger and the
Sailor. Tier upon tier, wall upon wall of solid humanity rose to the
sky. The Blackhampton Excelsior Prize Brass Band fought nobly but in
vain against fifty thousand larynxes, and mounted police did their best
to prevent their owners bursting through the barriers to the field of
play.
The majority were strong partisans of the Rovers and wore favors of
chocolate and blue. But there had been an invasion of the Huns.
Barbarians from the neighboring town of Duckingfield could be picked
out at a glance. One and all wore aggressively checked cloth caps, on
which a red-and-white card was pinned bearing the legend, "Play up,
Britannia."
The supporters of that upstart club were massed in solid phalanxes
about the scene of action. They waved red-and-white banners, they
shook rattles, they discoursed the strains of "Rule, Britannia" on
trumpets and mouth-organs, they let off fireworks, and far worse than
all this, they indulged in ribald criticism of their distinguished
opponents' style of play. "They were goin' to mop the floor with 'em
as usual." The consequence was hand-to-hand conflicts became general
all over the ground between the dignified supporters of True Football,
and these Visigoths who were ignorant of that godlike science. These
encounters pleasantly assisted the efforts of the mounted police and
the Blackhampton Excelsior Prize Brass Band to beguile the fleeting
minutes until the combatants appeared on the field of honor.
"Yer talk about yer Sailor," said a red-and-white-rosetted warrior with
a rattle in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other. "We'll give
him Sailor. Rovers can swank, but they can't play footba'."
"Villa didn't think so, anyway," said another sportsman, who flaunted a
chocolate-and-blue rose in his buttonhole without intending any affront
to horticulture.
"Villa," said the Duckingfield barbarian. "Who's Villa! Play oop,
Britann-yah!" He then proceeded to render the slogan of Britannia on
the mouth-organ, until some seething superpatriot hit him on the head
from behind with a rattle.
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