This grim remark was a concession to the fact that the Britannia was
already fiercely attacking the Rovers' goal, and that Ginger, under
great pressure, had been compelled to give a corner kick.
From the word "go" it was a terrific set-to. Up and down, down and up,
ding dong, hammer and tongs, east, west, north and south of that
turfless, sand-strewn area surged the tide of battle. Every yard of
ground was yielded at the point of death; at least so it seemed to
fifty thousand spectators and six mounted constables who could hardly
breathe for excitement.
"Durn me, if that Ginger ain't top weight," hoarsely remarked the
chairman of the club to Mr. Satellite Albert.
Ginger had just laid out the center forward of the enemy when a goal
seemed sure. The advantage of the proceeding was twofold. In the
first place, the Rovers' citadel was still uncaptured, in spite of the
fact that thirty-five thousand persons had as good as yielded it to the
enemy, fifteen thousand of whom were already hooting with delight at
receiving it; while in the second place, Ginger's fellow warriors, who
were gasping and holding their sides, were provided with a "breather."
"If Britannia would only play footba', it wouldn't matter," roared the
Rovers' chairman in a bull's voice above the din.
Five minutes' grace, the fruit of Ginger's timely action, was much
appreciated by his comrades, who were able to recover their wind while
the enemy's center forward, supine and attended by the club trainer
with a sponge and a cordial, recovered his. Nevertheless, the referee,
a cock-sparrow in knickerbockers, who tried to spoil a fine game by
stopping it without visible reason for doing so, felt he could do no
less than caution Ginger for dangerous play.
"Turn him off." Fifteen thousand Duckingfielders besought the referee.
"Turn him off. Dirty dog!"
"Good old Ginger! Played, Ginger! Good on yer, Ginger!" proclaimed
thirty-five thousand stalwart Blackhamptonians.
Had Ginger received marching orders thirty-five thousand
Blackhamptonians would know the reason why.
"Don't know what footba' is at Duckingfill," said Mr. Augustus
Higginbottom, glaring around with a truculence awful to behold.
But they were at it again. Quarter was neither asked nor given.
Duckingfield Britannia couldn't play for rock cakes, they couldn't play
for toffee and bananas, but had not the Sailor in goal performed one of
his miracles just before the referee blew his whistle for half time,
the Rovers would have been a goal down at that sorely needed interval.
As it was, when, at the end of forty-five minutes' pounding, the
twenty-two warriors limped off the ground to the strain of "Hearts of
Oak," rendered with extraordinary vehemence by the Blackhampton
Excelsior Prize Brass Band, no goal had been scored, and fifty thousand
persons and six mounted policemen appeared for the time being
reasonably content.
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