The name of this wonderful person, as the Sailor learned in the course
of the next two days, was Mr. Esme Horrobin. He had been formerly a
fellow and tutor of Gamaliel College, Oxford; he let out much
pertaining to himself in the most casual way in an exegesis which was
yet so neutral that it seemed to be more than wisdom itself. Also he
did not shrink from impartial consideration of an act which
circumstances had imposed upon him.
"It was one's duty to resign, I assure you." As the enchanted hours
passed, the discourse of the Sybarite grew more intimate, so rapt and
so responsive was the young man with the deep eyes in his elemental
simplicity. "It was most trying to have to leave one's warm bed in the
middle of winter at eight o'clock, to breakfast hastily, merely for
what? Merely to sustain an oaf from the public schools in a death
grapple with an idyll of Theocritus. There's a labor of Sisyphus for
you. We Horrobins are an old race; who knows what mysteries we have
profaned in the immortal past! I hope I make myself clear."
Mr. Horrobin was not making himself at all clear, but the Sailor was
striving hard to keep track of him. The Sybarite, a creature of
intuitions when in the full enjoyment of "his personal ethos," was
ready to help him to do so.
"We Horrobins are what is called in the physical world born-tired. We
are as incapable of continuous effort as a dram drinker is of total
abstinence. This absurd cosmos of airships and automobiles bores us to
tears. A mere labor of Sisyphus, I assure you, my dear fellow. The
whole human race striving to get to nowhere as fast as it can in order
to return as quickly as possible. And why? I will tell you. Man
himself has profaned the mysteries. The crime of Prometheus is not yet
expiated on our miserable planet. Take my own case. I am fit for one
thing only, and that is to lie in bed smoking good tobacco with my
books around me, translating the 'Satyricon' of Petronius Arbiter. It
seems an absurd thing to say, but given the bed, the tobacco, the
books, and the right conjunction of the planetary bodies, which in
these matters is most essential, and I honestly believe I am able to
delve deeper into the matchless style of Petronius than any other
person living or dead."
The Sailor was awed. The "Satyricon" of Petronius Arbiter was whole
worlds away from Miss Fordal.
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