"Hot stuff!" Miss Dobbs dexterously concealed a yawn with a dingy
white glove. "It's It."
The author blushed with pleasure, although he could hardly believe the
story was as good as all that.
"And what are you going to do with it now you've written it?"
To her intense surprise it had not occurred to him to do anything with
it.
"Oh, but that's potty. That's merely potty. Of course you are going
to bring it out as a book."
The author had not thought of doing so.
"Anyhow, it is just the thing for a magazine."
Even a magazine had not entered his mind.
"What are you going to do with it, then?" demanded Miss Dobbs, with
growing incredulity.
This was a question Mr. Harper was unable to answer.
"You are going to do nothing with it?" gasped Miss Dobbs.
"No."
"But it's 'some' story, I assure you it is. If you send it to the
_Rotunda_ or the _Covent Garden_ it may mean big money."
Quite absurdly the financial aspect had not presented itself.
"Well, you're potty," said Miss Dobbs, with despondency. "Don't you
know that Bert Hobson, who writes those stories for the _Rotunda_,
makes his thousands a year?"
Mr. Harper, who had never heard of Bert Hobson or of the _Rotunda_,
seemed greatly surprised.
"Why, you are as green as green," said Miss Dobbs reproachfully. "It's
such a nugget of thrills, you ought to see that it gets published. You
ought really."
But in spite of her conviction it was some time before he felt able to
take her advice. Such unpractical reluctance on the part of genius
gave her pain. It seemed to lower its value. He must be a genius to
have written a book, but it was a great pity that he should confirm the
world's estimate of genius by behaving like one.
Why had he taken so much trouble if he was not going to get a nice fat
check out of it?
He had written it because he felt he must.
It's a very sloppy reason, was the unexpressed opinion of Miss Dobbs.
After such a hopeless admission on the part of the young man with the
queer eyes, Miss Dobbs felt so hurt that she did not appear in the shop
for three weeks. And when at last she came again, she learned that the
story of _Dick Smith_ and the brigantine _Excelsior_ was still in its
drawer and had yet to be seen by anyone.
"You beat Banagher," said Miss Dobbs. And then she suddenly exclaimed,
"Look here, Mr. Harper, give me that story and I'll send it myself to
the _Rotunda_."
Very gently and politely, but quite firmly, Mr. Harper declined to do
so. But in order to appease Miss Dobbs, who was inclined to make this
refusal a personal matter, he solemnly promised that he would send it
to the _Rotunda_ himself, or some other magazine.
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