Miss Bonser was not exactly what you would call beautiful, but she had
Chick--to adopt the picturesque language of her oldest and dearest
friend in rendering her afterwards to Mr. Henry Harper. She had the
appearance of a thoroughly good sort, except that her eyes were so
terribly wary, although hardly so wary perhaps as those of her hostess,
because that would have been impossible. Still, there was Chick and
refinement, and above all, great cordiality in Miss Bonser.
Cordiality, indeed, was the prevailing note of No. 106, King John's
Mansions. Miss Dobbs addressed Miss Bonser as "dear," Miss Bonser
addressed Miss Dobbs as "dear," and then Miss Dobbs covered Mr. Harper
with confusion by suddenly and unexpectedly calling him "Harry."
"Take a pew, Harry," said Miss Dobbs.
Mr. Harper knew that he alone was intended, because no other gentleman
was there. Nervously he sat down in a creaking and rickety cane chair.
The "Harry" had flattered him a goodish bit, since Miss Dobbs was quite
as much a lady in her home as she was out of it; also she had for a
friend another lady, a very nice and clever one, with a refined voice,
smart clothes, and a great amount of jewelry. She had also the air and
the manners of Society, of which he had learned in the works of the
famous novelist, W. M. Thackeray. The way in which Miss Bonser
produced a private case and offered it to him after choosing a
cigarette for herself, somehow reminded him of "Vanity Fair."
"Harry don't smoke, do you, Harry?" said the hostess, covering Mr.
Harper's extreme confusion with rare tact and spontaneity.
Miss Dobbs then made tea, and by the time Mr. Harper had had two large
and cracked cups of a weak brew and had eaten one piece of buttered
cake, being too shy to eat anything else in spite of great pressure, he
was able to collect himself a little.
"Cora tells me you are writing a book, Harry," said Miss Bonser
conversationally.
Mr. Harper admitted this, although again startled by the Harry.
"You don't mind, do you," said Miss Bonser, in answer to his face.
"'Mister' is so formal. I'm all for being friendly and pleasant
myself. What was I saying? Oh, about the book you are writing. My
best boy, Bert Hobson, the novelist, makes simply pots of money. He's
got a serial running now in the _Covent Garden_. You've read it, I
daresay."
It appeared that Mr. Harper had not read the story.
"Well, you ought reelly." Mr. Harper noticed that Miss Bonser
pronounced the polite word "reelly" exactly as Miss Foldal did,
although a much more fashionable lady in other respects than the good
fairy of Blackhampton. "Start at once. Do it now. It's Albert's top
notch." To Miss Dobbs: "Don't you think so, dear?"
Miss Dobbs was quite of Miss Bonser's opinion.
"What's the name of your book?" asked Miss Bonser.
"'The Adventures of Dick Smith,'" said Mr. Harper nervously.
"It's a very good title, don't you think so, dear?" Miss Dobbs thought
so too.
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