Mr. Harper was overawed not a little by the size and the distinction of
the company, but the benign and beaming gentleman, who was no less a
person than Mr. Herbert Gracious himself, took him in charge and
introduced him to several other gentlemen, most of whom were benign but
not beaming, being rather obviously preoccupied with a sense of Style.
Indeed, Mr. Herbert Gracious was the only one of its members who did
beam really. The others were far too deeply engaged with the momentous
matters they had met to consider.
When Mr. Henry Harper had been allowed to subside into a vacant chair
in the midst of six stylists, four of whom were female and two of whom
were male, he was able to pull himself together a little. He knew
already that he was in very deep waters indeed: Mr. Esme Horrobins and
Mr. Edward Ambroses were all around him. And these ladies ... these
ladies who waved eyeglasses stuck on sticks were not of the Cora and
the Miss Press and the Miss Bonser breed; they were of the sort that
Klondyke put on a high hat and a swallowtail to walk with in Hyde Park.
Yes, even for a sailor, he was in very deep waters just now, and he was
obliged to tell himself once again, as he always did in such
circumstances, that having sailed six years before the mast there was
nothing in the world to fear.
All the same, at first he was very far from being happy. A dozen
separate yet correlated discussions upon Style had been interrupted by
his entrance. The announcement, "Mr. Henry Harper," had suspended
every conversation. For a moment all the Mr. Esme Horrobins were mute
and inglorious. But then, having glutted their gaze upon one whom Mr.
Herbert Gracious himself had already crowned in the Literary Supplement
of the _Daily Age and Lyre_, the Mr. Esme Horrobins and the Mrs. Esme
Horrobins--the mere male was not allowed to have it all his own way in
this discussion upon Style--took up the theme.
It was the part of Mr. Henry Harper to listen. The public press of
England and America had compared his own style to that of Stevenson,
Bunyan, Defoe, the Bible, Shakespeare, Lætitia Longborn Gentle, Memphis
Mortmain Mimpriss, finally Dostoievsky, and then Stevenson again. In a
true analysis Stevenson would have defeated all the other competitors
together, leaving out Dostoievsky, who was a bad second, and excluding
the Bible, Shakespeare, and Memphis Mortmain Mimpriss, who, to their
great discredit, were an equally bad third. Stevenson was first and
the rest nowhere. And there that glorious reincarnation sat, in a
modest blue suit, but looking very neat and clean, listening to every
word that fell in his vicinity from the lips of the elect. At least,
that was, as far as it was possible for one human pair of ears to do so.
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