"Tell me, Mr. Harper," said she, "what really led you to Stevenson?"
So much was the novice troubled by the form of the question that she
decided to restate it in a simpler one, although heaven knew it was
simple enough already!
"What is your favorite Stevenson?" she asked, looking Mr. Cuthbert
Rampant full in the eye with an air of the complete Amazon.
The author of "The Adventures of Dick Smith" was bound to speak then.
Unfortunately he spoke to his own undoing.
"I've only read one book by Stevisson," he said, in a voice of curious
penetration which nervousness had rendered loud and strident.
"Pray, which is that?" asked Miss Carinthia Small in icy tones.
"It's the one called 'Virginibus Puerisk,'" said Mr. Henry Harper.
Miss Carinthia Small felt that a pin might have been heard to fall in
Upper Brook Street, Berkeley Square. Mr. Cuthbert Rampant shared her
emotion. Yet the area of the fatal silence did not extend beyond Mr.
Marmaduke Buzzard, who had already reopened fire a short distance away,
and was again doing immense execution.
Miss Carinthia Small and Mr. Cuthbert Rampant risked no further
discussion of Stevisson with this strange young Visigoth from the back
of beyond. Neither of them could have believed it to be possible.
When he had been first ushered into the room by the benign Herbert, and
had modestly sat down, he had looked so clean and neat, and anxious to
efface himself that he might have been a product of some
self-respecting modern university who was on a reconnaissance from a
garden suburb. But how could that have been their thought! This was a
cruel trick that somebody had played upon Herbert. There was malice in
it, too. Dear Herbert, England's only critic, the British Sainte
Beuve, had had his leg pulled in a really wicked manner! He had always
prided himself upon being democratic and inclusive, but there was a
limit to everything.
Happily the Sailor did not stay much longer. Many stylists were going
already. It had been an interesting experience for the young man. If
he had gained nothing beyond a cup of lukewarm tea and a cucumber
sandwich, he certainly felt very glad that he had had the courage to
face it.
"Good-by, ma'am," he said, squeezing a delicate white glove in a broad
and powerful grip. "I'm very proud to have met you. What else ought I
to read of Stevisson?"
Miss Carintha Small felt an inclination to laugh. But yet there was
something that saved him. What it was she didn't know. She only knew
it was something that Winchester and New College in the person of Mr.
Cuthbert Rampant did not possess.
"Good-by." There was really very little of the stylist in her voice,
although she was not aware of it, and would have been quite mortified
had such been the case. "And you _must_ read 'Treasure Island.' It is
exactly your style, although 'Dick Smith' is very much deeper and truer
and to my mind altogether more sincere."
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