"Blame my cats," said Mr. Augustus Higginbottom, "that Ginger's
mustard. But they'll never stan' him in a League match. What do you
say, Davis?"
Mr. Davis, a small buttoned-up man in a knitted comforter and a brown
bowler hat, had given far fewer opinions than his peers. He was a man
of deeds. He had played for England _v._ Scotland in his distinguished
youth, but no one would have guessed it to look at him.
"Quite agree, Gus," said Mr. Davis, in a measured tone. "Football is
not a game for Ginger. Not the man we are looking for. But that
goalkeeper..."
"That's all right, Davis," said Mr. Augustus Higginbottom, "we are
going to make no mistake about him."
Night fell, the referee blew his whistle, the match was at an end, and
still not a goal had been scored. Utterly weary, covered with mud from
head to heel, the twenty-two players trooped back to the dressing-room.
They flung off the reeking garments of battle and fought for the icy
shower bath, the heroic Ginger still the foremost in the fray.
"Look slippy into yer duds, young feller," he breathed hoarsely in the
ear of the Sailor. "We've pleadin' well got to catch that kermittee
afore it goes."
XII
Ginger might have spared himself all anxiety in regard to the
"kermittee." The Great General Staff had made up its mind in the
matter already. The directors would like to see Harper in the
committee room before he went.
"What abaht me?" said Ginger.
"It's Harper they want to see," said their emissary. "They don't want
to see no one else."
"Oh, don't they!" was Ginger's eloquent comment to himself.
"Ready, Harper?" said the emissary, with the air of a law-giver. "I'll
show you the way."
"Come on, Sailor boy," said Ginger, with his affectionate avuncular
air, as he gave a final touch, aided by a hairbrush and a
looking-glass, to his auburn locks which he wore in the form of a
fringe on his forehead.
"Jukes, there's your expenses," said the emissary rather haughtily, as
he handed Ginger a sovereign. "The directors don't require to see you."
"I'd like to see them," said the imperturbable Ginger.
"Their time is valuable."
"So's mine," said Ginger. "Come on, Sailor boy."
The chairman, now enthroned in the committee room, had short shrift for
Ginger.
"Jukes," he said with brutal directness, as he chewed the end of his
cigar, "we didn't send for you. You are not the Rovers' sort and never
will be. You are a trier an' all that, you are a good plucked un, but
the Rovers is only out for one thing, an' that's class."
This oration was extremely well delivered, cigar in mouth, yet the
committee seemed to be more impressed by it than Ginger himself.
"That's right, Gus," said Mr. Satellite Albert. "Those are our views."
Mr. Augustus Higginbottom might have expressed the views of the
committee, but it did not appear that they were the views of Mr. W. H.
Jukes. That warrior stood, tweed cap in hand, the Sailor by his side,
as though they did not in any way concern him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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