The sailor hero : $b or, The frigate and the luggerArmstrong, F. C. (Francis Claudius)
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The sailor hero : $b or, The frigate and the lugger
Armstrong, F. C. (Francis Claudius)
First Coalition, War of the, 1792-1797 -- Fiction; Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction
“Dutchman!” said the old dame; “very like English. I had a noble lady
once for a mistress,” and the dame sighed, “and she was English, though
her second husband was a Frenchman. But sit down; I love the English,
and if he or you either are English, you are quite safe with me. To
tell the truth, though you do speak the language very well, you don’t
look like Frenchmen, and your big comrade seems like a man squeezed
into a boy’s clothes.”
“Well, dame,” returned our hero, struck forcibly by the woman’s words,
“I will not deceive you; we are English.”
“Ah! monsieur, you will upset the pot,” said the dame, turning round,
for Bill seeing the girl trying to lift the heavy utensil, and the girl
being a very good-looking one, went to help her, instigated by the
cravings of his stomach, which prompted a speedy replenishing. But Bill
very scientifically finished the operation, put the logs together, and
laughing, gave the girl a kiss, for which he received a box in the face
by the laughing and by no means displeased damsel, for Bill was a very
handsome specimen of an English tar.
“I had better put you both into my little parlour,” said Dame Moret
with a smile, “for the girls and the men will be coming in to their
mid-day meal; and this comrade of yours, monsieur, for I see you are
not of the same grade, will probably betray you, and that would not do.”
“You must be more discreet, Bill,” said our hero, seriously, after the
good dame had left them in a neat little chamber, as clean as a new
pin, with some pretty plants creeping all over the window, and an image
of some saint in a glass case over the little chimney-piece.
“I thought to pass you off for a Dutchman when you so indiscreetly
showed that you were neither dumb nor blind. You must not be kissing
the girls that way.”
“Me a Dutchman, your honour!” said Bill, trying to look behind him,
“Lord love ye, sir, I’m not Dutch built; and as to kissing the girl,
’twas the force of hunger. It’s human nature, we must have food, sir,
of some kind.”
“Well, I agree with you there, Bill, though I never classed kisses
with our other articles of consumption for the stomach. But in future
be steady, for I assure you a head is worth very little in France at
this moment.”
“Well, blow me if they shall have my head or tail either,” said Bill,
putting his hand up to see if his pig-tail, which he had thrust under
the collar of his jacket, was safe.
Dame Moret just then entered the room with a smoking hot dish, of
what we should call in England a beggar’s dish, or Irish stew. This
she placed on a clean cloth, with two wooden platters and knives and
forks. There was so much genuine kindness in the old dame’s actions,
and her manner and language were so different from a provincial farm
woman, that Lieutenant Thornton, who had not ceased pondering over the
words she had said, of having once served an English lady whose second
husband was a Frenchman, hazarded a remark, looking the dame in the
face.
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