“We all did it, and you’ve got to,” announced Trask. “If you don’t,
you’ll have to smoke a big cigar.”
“It’ll take more than this bunch to make me do that,” answered Pete,
looking round in smiling defiance. “I’m no cigarette sucker!”
“He’s trying to get out of it!” declared Wilmot, triumphantly. “A
football player and captain of the crew hasn’t the sand to light a piece
of paper!”
“He’s just contrary-minded, that’s all,” Sumner threw in. “He won’t do
it because we want him to.”
“Oh, if you want me to, that’s different,” answered Pete. “Anything to
oblige such dear friends. Only I won’t take Steve’s match; he’s too
forward. Here, Roger, give me one. I’ll trust you.”
Roger drew out his second box, took a match from it, and handed both to
Talbot. Pete stooped to perform the task expected of him, read the
inscription on the box, and decided instantly on the course to be
pursued. At the first explosion he whirled about with the sputtering
thing in his hand and plunged toward Wilmot, who sprang away from him
with a yell of fright.
“Aha!” cried Talbot, dramatically, as he threw the spent match into the
fireplace, “who’s the sandless one now? He’s afraid of his own innocent
little matches!”
“They aren’t mine,” replied Wilmot, a little rattled by the fact that
the laugh had turned against him. “They belong to Hardie, and he won’t
tell where he got ’em.” This last statement was added in the hope that
it might lead the conversation away from his own discomfiture. “Did you
ever know such a hog?”
“Let him discover the place himself, as I did,” protested Roger. “He’s
lived in the city all his life.”
“Don’t tell him,” advised Talbot. “He’s better off without ’em.”
And then the whole company fell to questioning Roger, as in a game,
concerning the kind of shop at which the matches were procured. He
answered all questions truthfully, though insulting doubts as to his
honesty were cried aloud before the end of the list was reached, a list
which began with possibilities such as groceries, drug stores, cigar
stands, news stands, street fakirs, toy-shops; proceeded with dealers in
firearms, fireworks, sporting goods—and tailed out into the most
idiotic suggestions that foolish brains could originate. Wilmot capped
the climax by declaring that it was from a school-supply house that the
matches came. “They’re for use in school,” he shouted with glee; “that’s
what they’re for!”
Hardie laughed and shook his head.
Then Wilmot started on a new course, and pleaded for a few out of the
new box.
“You’ve got a whole boxful, and I’ve only one left,” he urged. “Go
halves, and I won’t call you a hog any more.”
But Hardie was still obdurate. “Children shouldn’t have matches,” he
said.
Wilmot turned away in disgust. “You’re worse than a hog, you’re a whole
drove of swine! I wouldn’t look over the edge of the sty at you!”
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