The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
General
The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
“Well, well,” said he, coming and sitting down again, and staring into
the fire, “it’s a precious bad job. Let’s think a bit how we be to
tackle it.”
“I know,” said I, drawing up a bit--for I didn’t feel flattered at this
speech--“that I’m not in the same position you are in, and that you’ve
a right to look for a much richer man than I am for your sister, but--”
“Oh, bother that,” said Joe, beginning to smoke again, and still
staring into the fire; “I wasn’t thinking of that. ’Twill be just as
bad for we, let who will take her. Here’s mother getting a’most blind,
and ’mazing forgetful-like about every thing. Who’s to read her her
chapter, or to find her spectacles? and what in the world’s to become
of the keys? I be no use to mother by myself, you see,” said Joe, “and
I couldn’t abide to see the old lady put about at her time of life; let
alone how the pickling and preserving is to go on.”
I was very pleased and surprised to see him taking it so coolly, and
particularly that he seemed not to be objecting to me, but only to
losing his sister at all.
“Then there’s my dairy,” said he; “that cow Daisy, as gives the richest
milk in all the Vale, nobody could ever get her to stand quiet till Lu
took to her; she’ll kick down a matter o’ six pail o’ milk a week, I’ll
warrant. And the poultry, too; there’s that drattl’d old galleeny’ll be
learning the Spanish hens to lay astray up in the brake, as soon as
ever Lu goes, and then the fox’ll have ’em all. To think of the trouble
I took to get that breed, and not a mossel o’ use at last!”
“Well, but Joe,” said I, “one would think we were going to be married
to-morrow, to hear you talk.”
“Well, you want to be married, don’t you?” said he, looking up.
“Yes, but not directly,” said I; “you see, I should like to have a tidy
place got all ready before I should think--”
“Why, she mayn’t be agreeable after all,” interrupted Joe, as if a new
light had suddenly struck him; and then he had a good laugh at the
thought, in which I didn’t join.
“Then, Joe,” said I, “I think you don’t seem to mind my being a
cockney, and not a rich man?”
“I’d sooner have had a chap that knows a horse from a handspike, and
something about four-course,” said he, “so I won’t tell a lie about it,
Dick. Put that out of the way, and I’d as lief call you brother-in-law
as any man. But you ain’t in any hurry you said just now?”
“Well, no,” said I; “but of course I should like to write to your
sister directly and tell her, and I hope you won’t object to that, and
won’t hinder me if you can’t help me.”
“Don’t have any of that writing,” said Joe, “’pend upon it, a good-bred
girl like Lu wouldn’t stand it.”
“That’s all very well,” said I, “but I’m going away to-night, you know,
and if I don’t write how’s she ever to know any thing about it?”
“Look here,” said Joe; “will you promise, Dick, to give me and mother a
year to turn round in from next Christmas--that is, supposing Lu don’t
say no?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account