The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
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The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
“There wur running for a peg too, and they as could ketch ’un and hang
’un up by the tayl, had ’un. The girls, too, run races for smocks--a
deal of pastime, to be sure, Sir. There wur climmin’ a grasy pole for
a leg of mutton, too; and backsoordin’, and wrastlin’, and all that,
ye knows, Sir. A man by the name of Blackford, from the low countries,
Zummersetshire, or that waay some weres, he won the prize, and wur
counted the best hand for years arter, and no man couldn’t break
his yead; but at last, nigh about twenty years arter, I’ll warn[28]
’twur--at Shrin’um Revel, Harry Stanley, the landlord of the Blawin’
Stwun, broke his yead, and the low-country men seemed afeard o’ Harry
round about here for long arter that. Varmer Small-bwones of Sparsholt,
a mazin’ stout man, and one as scarce no wun go where ’a would could
drow down, beaat all the low-country chaps at wrastlin’, and none
could stan’ agean ’un. And so he got the neam o’ Varmer Greaat Bwones.
’Twur only when he got a drap o’ beer a leetle too zoon, as he wur
ever drowed at wrastlin’, but they never drowed ’un twice, and he had
the best men come agean ’un for miles. This wur the first pastime as I
well remembers, but there med ha’ been some afore, for all as I knows.
I ha’ got a good memorandum, Sir, and minds things well when I wur a
bwoy, that I does. I ha’ helped to dress the White Hoss myself, and a
deal o’ work ’tis to do’t as should be, I can asshure ’ee, Sir. About
Claay Hill, ’twixt Fairford and Ziziter, I’ve many a time looked back
at ’un, and ’a looks as nat’ral as a pictur, Sir.”
Between 1785 and 1803 there must have been at least two Scourings, but
somehow none of the old men could remember the exact years, and they
seemed to confuse them with those that came later on, and though I
looked for them in old county papers, I could not find any notice of
them.
At the Scouring of 1803, Beckingham of Baydon won the prize at
wrestling; Flowers and Ellis from Somersetshire won the prize at
backsword play; the waiter at the Bell Inn, Farringdon, won the cheese
race, and at jumping in sacks; and Thomas Street, of Niton, won the
prize for grinning through horse collars, “but,” as my informant told
me, “a man from Woodlands would ha’ beaat, only he’d got no teeth. This
geaam made the congregation laaf ’mazinly.”
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