The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
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The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
I don’t know what sort of fun a jingling match is in general, but
I thought this one much the slowest game I saw. The ring must have
been forty yards across, or thereabouts, and there were only eight
blindfolded men running after the bellman. To make it good fun, there
should have been twenty-five or thirty at least. Then the bellman, who
has his hands tied behind him, ought to have the bell tied round his
neck, or somewhere where he can’t get at it to stop the ringing; but
our bellman had the bell tied to his waistband behind, so that he could
catch hold of it with his hands, and stop it when he was in danger.
Then half the men could see, I’m sure, by the way they carried their
heads up in the air, especially one gypsy, who, I think, won the prize
at last. The men who couldn’t see were worth watching, for they kept
catching and tumbling over one another. One time they made a rush to
the rope, just where some of the young ladies were sitting, and, as
nearly as could be, tumbled over among them. I thought there would have
been a great scrambling and screaming; not a bit of it--they never
flinched an inch, or made the least cry, and I was very proud to think
they were my countrywomen. After the bellman had been caught about a
minute, there was a great laugh at one of the blinded men, who made a
rush, and caught a Committee-man, who was standing in the ring, in his
arms. But on the whole, I thought the game a poor one, and was glad
when it was over.
I hurried away directly after the jingling match, and went across the
Castle, and out on to the down where the cart-horse race had been run
to see the foot-races, which were run over the last half of the same
course, on which ten good stiff sets of hurdles, at short distances
apart, had been set up. I found a debate going on between the umpires
and some of the men as to whether they were all to start together. The
regular agricultural labourers were remonstrating as to some of the
candidates.
“It bean’t narra mossel o’ use for we chaps to start along wi’ thay
light-heeled gentry,” said one,--“Whoy, look ’ee here, zur’s one, and
yander’s another, wi’ a kind o’ dancin’ pumps on, and that ’un at
tother end wi’ a cricketin’ waistcut.”
“And there’s two o’ them little jockey chaps amongst ’em, sumweres,
Zur,” said another, looking about for these young gentlemen, who dodged
behind some of the bigger candidates.
“How can we help that?” said the umpire.
“Auh, Zur, thay be all too nimble by half for we to be of any account
to ’em,” persisted the first speaker. “If twur for the sticks now, or
wrastling--”
“Well, but what shall we do then?” interrupted the umpire.
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