The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
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The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
In a minute or two, Piggy was mobbed, surrounded, seized first by
one of the crowd, and then by a lawful runner. These tumbled over in
their struggle without loosing their hold and more of their friends
over them, and from the middle of the mass poor Piggy sent up the most
vigorous and dismal squeals, till the Committee-men rode in, laying
about with their whips; and Farmer Whitfield, springing off, seized
Piggy, and in another minute was cantering away with him towards
Wayland Smith’s cave. Here he was turned out again for a fair race,
and was won by Charles Ebury, of Fernham; who, fearing the results of
his racing performances, sold him at once for 10_s._ to the Woolston
carrier. But I am happy to say that he wasn’t really hurt, for I went
to see him some days afterwards, and found him as hearty as pig could
be.
Master George and I agreed, as we walked back to the Castle, that it is
a shame to have a pig-race.
“No,” said he, “let men run any risk they like of broken heads or limbs
for themselves; they may play or not as they like. But Piggy has no
choice, and to let him run the risk of having the legs pulled out of
his body before he is wanted for pork, isn’t fair.”
“He didn’t seem to think it was, certainly, Sir,” I said.
“No,” said he, laughing; “did you ever hear such a song as he made? No
animal can talk like a pig. He can scold or remonstrate just as well as
a Christian. Any one who knows the language can tell you just what he
is saying. Well,” he went on, “I see you don’t believe me; now I will
go and hear what he has to say about this proceeding, and give you it
word for word.”
[Illustration]
This was what he gave me afterwards, with the other songs he had
promised me:--
THE LAY OF THE HUNTED PIG.
“Vathers, mothers, mothers’ zons!
You as loves yer little wuns!
Happy pegs among the stubble,
Listen to a tale of trouble;
Listen, pegs in yeard and stye,
How the Barkshire chaps zard I.
“I wur barn at Kingstone-Lisle,
Wher I vrolicked var a while,
As vine a peg as e’er wur zeen
(One of a litter o’ thirteen)
Till zome chaps wi’ cussed spite
Aimed ov I to make a zite,
And to have a ‘bit o’ vun,’
Took I up to Uffington.
“Up, vorights[35] the Castle mound
They did zet I on the ground;
Then a thousand chaps, or nigh,
Runned and hollered arter I--
Ther, then, I till I wur blowed,
Runned and hollered all I knowed,
When, zo zure as pegs is pegs,
Eight chaps ketched I by the legs,
Two to each--’tis truth I tell ’ee--
Dree more clasped I round the belly!
Under all they fellers lyin’--
Pegs!--I thought as I wur dyin’.
“But the Squire (I thenks I zee un),
Varmer Whitfield ridin’ wi’ un,
Fot I out o’ all thuck caddle,
Stretched athurt the varmer’s zaddle--
Bless ’em, pegs in yeard and stye,
Them two vrends as stuck to I.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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