The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
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The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
Joe beckoned me in, and I went round to the back of the table and
looked on. As the men came up from the group round the door, when their
names were called out, the umpires said a few words to each of them,
and then gave them their prizes, and most of them made some sort of
speech in answer; for they were much less shy than in the morning, I
suppose from the sense of having earned their right to hold up their
heads by winning. The owner of the successful donkey was just carrying
out the flitch of bacon when I arrived; after him the Somersetshire
backsword players were called in to take the first three prizes for
that sport, they having beaten all the Wiltshire men; while old
Seeley, the only Berkshire man entered, to everybody’s surprise had
not played out his tie, but had given his head (as they said) to his
second opponent. Therefore, although entitled to the last prize for
having won his first bout, he had not done all his duty in the eyes of
the umpires, who gently complained, while handing him over his four
half-crowns, and wondered that so gallant an old gamester, and a Yale
man, should not have played out his ties for the honour of the county.
“Well, gen’l’men,” said old Seeley, giving a hitch with his shoulders,
“I’ll just tell you how it was. You see, ther wur six Somersetshire
old gamesters come up to play, and ther wur six of our side to play
’em; dree Wiltshire and dree Barkshire, if so be as we could have
made a party. But the dree from Wiltshire they wouldn’t go in along
wi’ we, and turned their backs on me and my two mates; so my two
mates wouldn’t go in at all, and wanted me to give out too. But you
see, gen’l’men, I’d a spent a matter of a pound over getting myself
a little better food, and making myself lissom; so thinks I, I must
go up and have a bout, let it be how t’wool. And you saw, gen’l’men,
as I played a good stick. When it cum’ to playing off the ties, there
wur dree Somersetshire tiers, and two of our side, that’s Slade and
me. But when a man turns his back on me, gen’l’men, why I turns my
back on him; so I guv my head to young Mapstone, and left Slade to
win if he could. Though I thinks, if thay Wiltshire chaps had behaved
theirselves as thay should, we might ha’ had the prize, for I knows as
I never played freer in my life. And I hopes, gen’l’men, as you don’t
think I wur afeard of any man as ever got on that stage. Bless you!”
said old Seeley, warming up, “I be that fond o’ thay sticks, I assure
you, gen’l’men, I’d as lief meet a man as is a man for a bout wi’ thay
sticks, as I would--a joint of roast beef.”
Old Seeley’s speech carried conviction, for there could be no mistake
about the tone in which he drew his last comparison, after a moment’s
pause to think of the thing he liked best, and he retired from the tent
in high favour, as I think he deserved to be.
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