“I demand----” said Mr. Sanders again.
“We were prisoners,” said Mr. Dick; “and I join with my friend Sanders
in insisting that the men who captured us shall be brought to justice.
I insist upon it for the sake of my poor wife----”
“You shut up,” said Dr. O’Grady. “If either you or that ass Sanders
says another word, I’ll tell how you came to be here.”
“I demand----” said Mr. Sanders.
“Very well,” said Dr. O’Grady. “Excuse me, Adeline Maud, but would you
mind leaving the room for a moment? The story I have to tell is not
exactly one for a lady to listen to.”
“If it’s very improper,” said Lord Manton, “perhaps I’d better go too.
I was very carefully brought up when I was young.”
“It’s simply this,” said Dr. O’Grady, “that Mr. Dick was found by the
Emperor bathing on the shore in company with----”
“I wasn’t,” said Mr. Dick.
“You may try to wriggle out of it now,” said Dr. O’Grady; “but you
told me at the time that you were, and the other fellow, who says he’s
a Member of Parliament, but looks like a commercial traveller, was
mending a bicycle for a lady, who----”
“If these stories,” said Lord Manton, “are the sort which are likely to
break up the happiness of two homes, I hope you won’t tell them. Mrs.
Dick and Mrs. Sanders are outside, as well as Miss Farquharson, who is
an aunt.”
“I don’t want to tell them,” said Dr. O’Grady. “I’d much rather keep
them to myself. But I won’t have the Emperor pursued.”
“Sergeant,” said Mr. Goddard, “proceed with your evidence, leaving out
all the part about my orders.”
“Why?” said Miss Blow. “Are you ashamed of your orders? What were they?”
“If you’ve anything to be ashamed of in the orders you gave, Goddard,”
said Dr. O’Grady, “you’d better not have that story told either. I warn
you fairly that if any attempt is made to molest the Emperor, I shall
have those orders of yours, whatever they are, produced in court.”
“We might get on a little,” said Lord Manton, “if some one would tell
us who the Emperor is.”
“He’s an anarchist,” said Mr. Sanders.
“An anti-military anarchist, a most dangerous man,” added Mr. Dick.
“I’ve warned you once already,” said Dr. O’Grady, “what will happen if
you persist in talking that way. Even supposing the poor old Emperor is
all you say, isn’t it a great deal better to blow up a few armies, than
to go about the country deceiving innocent women when each of you has a
wife at home? Patsy Devlin will bear me out in saying that the Emperor
is a most respectable man, large-hearted, generous to a fault; a little
eccentric, perhaps, but a thoroughly good sort.”
“Do explain,” said Lord Manton, “who the Emperor is, and how you and
Patsy Devlin and the Members of Parliament and the police all come to
be here, playing leapfrog in an attic.”
“The Emperor,” said Dr. O’Grady, “is Mr. Red. He sent for me to
attend a servant of his who had unfortunately scorched the back of his
legs while assisting in some scientific experiments in the Chamber of
Research.”
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