Dr. O’Grady recognized that Patsy could not accomplish the impossible.
He gave up reading about anarchists, and asked Mr. Red for a pack of
cards. The request, a reasonable one, was refused, and Dr. O’Grady
snubbed for making it. Mr. Red disapproved of card-playing on
principle. He said that games of chance were demoralizing to the human
race. As a consistent anarchist he could not and would not allow them
to be played in his house. Then Dr. O’Grady invented a game which could
be played with coins on a table. A penny was placed at a short distance
from the edge of the table and driven along by the impact of another
penny flipped at it from the edge. The object was to hit the first
penny as frequently as possible before it was driven over the opposite
edge of the table. Patsy displayed a great aptitude for the game. After
an hour’s play he was fairly expert. Before the end of the afternoon
he had won ninepence from Dr. O’Grady. He practised assiduously next
morning while the doctor read anarchist books. During the afternoon
and evening he won, to his great delight, sums which amounted
altogether to one-and-sevenpence. He did not whistle while he practised
or played. In order to concentrate his whole energy on the game he was
obliged to keep his mouth wide open.
A game was in full swing on the third afternoon of Patsy’s captivity
when the key turned in the lock and the door of the room was flung open.
“Now what,” said Dr. O’Grady, “can the Emperor possibly want with us at
this hour of the day? It’s not tea-time.”
Mr. Dick, clad only in his grey flannel shirt, walked in.
“Hallo!” said Dr. O’Grady, “are you an anti-military anarchist getting
into training for the simple life? Or are you a new recruit undergoing
the ceremony of initiation into the brotherhood? Or is it nothing but
the heat of the day?”
Mr. Red and the bearded anarchist dragged Mr. Sanders into the room and
deposited him, still bound, on the floor.
“Oh,” said the doctor, “another captive! Good. But don’t overdo the
thing, Emperor. You can’t you know, go on storing up men in this way
without attracting public attention. Patsy Devlin and I are all right,
of course. We’re not important people. Nobody misses us in the least.
But that man on the floor looks to me like a commercial traveller, and
if he happens to belong to any English firm, a search will sooner or
later be made for him.”
“We are Members of Parliament,” said Mr. Dick.
“You don’t look as if you were,” said the doctor. “Does he, Patsy?”
“Be damn, but he does not! I’ve seen some queer fellows made members of
Parliament in my day. There was one time I was very near going in for
it myself; but I never heard tell of e’er a one yet but owned a pair of
breeches--to start with, anyway.”
“You hear what Patsy Devlin says,” said the doctor. “He quite agrees
with me that you don’t look like a Member of Parliament.”
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