Mr. Sanders, who still lay on the floor, groaned dismally.
“Loose that fellow, Patsy,” said the doctor. “He appears to be in pain
of some sort.”
“Anarchists!” said Mr. Dick. “Good heavens! How frightful! My wife! My
poor wife!”
“She’ll be all right,” said the doctor. “The Emperor won’t do her any
harm. He’s a thorough gentleman in every way, a chivalrous gentleman,
and I’m perfectly certain he wouldn’t ill-treat a woman. You may
rely on it that she’ll be made quite comfortable. She was with you,
I suppose. If so, I don’t in the least wonder that you were run in.
The Emperor has frightfully strict, old-fashioned ideas about lots
of things. He objects to cards, for instance, as demoralizing. I’m
sure that mixed bathing would simply horrify him. There’s no greater
mistake than to think that just because a man’s an anarchist, you can
do what you like without shocking him. You can’t. The Emperor has his
prejudices just like the rest of us.”
Patsy Devlin set Mr. Sanders on his feet and rubbed him down carefully.
The poor man seemed dazed and bewildered.
“Do you belong to the bathing party too?” asked Dr. O’Grady. “Or are
you a separate and distinct capture, unconnected with the gentleman in
the flannel shirt?”
“I don’t bathe,” said Mr. Sanders, “because I have a weak heart and it
doesn’t agree with me.”
“Then what were you doing? You must have been doing something which
annoyed the Emperor. He may be a bit touched in the head. Most of us
are, more or less; but he’s not so mad as to saddle himself with the
expense of boarding and lodging a fellow like you unless you have been
doing something he dislikes. What were you at?”
“I was mending a bicycle, Mrs. Dick’s bicycle; at least----”
“Who is Mrs. Dick?” asked Dr. O’Grady. “The lady who was bathing?”
“She wasn’t bathing,” said Mr. Dick.
“All right. Don’t get angry. I thought your name might be Dick and that
the lady might be your wife.”
“My name is Dick, and she is my wife.”
“I don’t understand you in the least,” said Dr. O’Grady. “Have you got
two wives? Has that anything to do with the way you’re going about with
nothing on you but your shirt?”
“No, it hasn’t; and I’ve not got two wives.”
“You must have two wives,” said Dr. O’Grady. “You told me this instant
that your wife was bathing with you on the shore. And now you say Mrs.
Dick wasn’t bathing. Those two statements can’t possibly both be true
about the same woman. But I won’t go into that yet. Later on you shall
have an opportunity of clearing yourself if you can. First of all, I
want to get to the bottom of this bicycle business, which seems to be
less complicated.”
He turned to Mr. Sanders. “You say that you were engaged in mending
Mrs. Dick’s bicycle when the Emperor came on you.”
“Yes,” said Mr. Sanders. “At least I wanted to mend it.”
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