The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Yours was the best part in the play, Brother Merryman, had you and the
audience but known it. But you dreamt of a showier part, where you loved
and fought. I have heard you now and again, when you did not know I was
near, shouting with sword in hand before your looking-glass. You had
thrown your motley aside to don a dingy red coat; you were the hero of
the play, you performed the gallant deeds, you made the noble speeches.
I wonder what the play would be like, were we all to write our own parts.
There would be no clowns, no singing chambermaids. We would all be
playing lead in the centre of the stage, with the lime-light exclusively
devoted to ourselves. Would it not be so?
What grand acting parts they are, these characters we write for ourselves
alone in our dressing-rooms. We are always brave and noble—wicked
sometimes, but if so, in a great, high-minded way; never in a mean or
little way. What wondrous deeds we do, while the house looks on and
marvels. Now we are soldiers, leading armies to victory. What if we
die: it is in the hour of triumph, and a nation is left to mourn. Not in
some forgotten skirmish do we ever fall; not for some “affair of
outposts” do we give our blood, our very name unmentioned in the
dispatches home. Now we are passionate lovers, well losing a world for
love—a very different thing to being a laughter-provoking co-respondent
in a sordid divorce case.
And the house is always crowded when we play. Our fine speeches always
fall on sympathetic ears, our brave deeds are noted and applauded. It is
so different in the real performance. So often we play our parts to
empty benches, or if a thin house be present, they misunderstand, and
laugh at the pathetic passages. And when our finest opportunity comes,
the royal box, in which _he_ or _she_ should be present to watch us, is
vacant.
Poor little dolls, how seriously we take ourselves, not knowing the
springs that stir our bosoms are but clockwork, not seeing the wires to
which we dance. Poor little marionettes, shall we talk together, I
wonder, when the lights of the booth are out?
We are little wax dollies with hearts. We are little tin soldiers with
souls. Oh, King of many toys, are you merely playing with us? _Is_ it
only clockwork within us, this thing that throbs and aches? Have you
wound us up but to let us run down? Will you wind us again to-morrow, or
leave us here to rust? _Is_ it only clockwork to which we respond and
quiver? Now we laugh, now we cry, now we dance; our little arms go out
to clasp one another, our little lips kiss, then say good-bye. We
strive, and we strain, and we struggle. We reach now for gold, now for
laurel. We call it desire and ambition: are they only wires that you
play? Will you throw the clockwork aside, or use it again, O Master?
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