The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
There are times when one should control one’s passion for candour; and as
I was saying, Christmas waits excite no emotion in my breast save that of
irritation. But I have known “Hark, the herald angels sing,” wheezily
chanted by fog-filled throats, and accompanied, hopelessly out of tune,
by a cornet and a flute, bring a great look of gladness to a work-worn
face. To her it was a message of hope and love, making the hard life
taste sweet. The mere thought of family gatherings, so customary at
Christmas time, bores us superior people; but I think of an incident told
me by a certain man, a friend of mine. One Christmas, my friend,
visiting in the country, came face to face with a woman whom in town he
had often met amid very different surroundings. The door of the little
farmhouse was open; she and an older woman were ironing at a table, and
as her soft white hands passed to and fro, folding and smoothing the
rumpled heap, she laughed and talked, concerning simple homely things.
My friend’s shadow fell across her work, and she looking up, their eyes
met; but her face said plainly, “I do not know you here, and here you do
not know me. Here I am a woman loved and respected.” My friend passed
in and spoke to the older woman, the wife of one of his host’s tenants,
and she turned towards, and introduced the younger—“My daughter, sir. We
do not see her very often. She is in a place in London, and cannot get
away. But she always spends a few days with us at Christmas.”
“It is the season for family re-unions,” answered my friend with just the
suggestion of a sneer, for which he hated himself.
“Yes, sir,” said the woman, not noticing; “she has never missed her
Christmas with us, have you, Bess?”
“No, mother,” replied the girl simply, and bent her head again over her
work.
So for these few days every year this woman left her furs and jewels, her
fine clothes and dainty foods, behind her, and lived for a little space
with what was clean and wholesome. It was the one anchor holding her to
womanhood; and one likes to think that it was, perhaps, in the end strong
enough to save her from the drifting waters. All which arguments in
favour of Christmas and of Christmas customs are, I admit, purely
sentimental ones, but I have lived long enough to doubt whether sentiment
has not its legitimate place in the economy of life.
ON THE TIME WASTED IN LOOKING BEFORE ONE LEAPS
HAVE you ever noticed the going out of a woman?
When a man goes out, he says—“I’m going out, shan’t be long.”
“Oh, George,” cries his wife from the other end of the house, “don’t go
for a moment. I want you to—” She hears a falling of hats, followed by
the slamming of the front door.
“Oh, George, you’re not gone!” she wails. It is but the voice of
despair. As a matter of fact, she knows he is gone. She reaches the
hall, breathless.
“He might have waited a minute,” she mutters to herself, as she picks up
the hats, “there were so many things I wanted him to do.”
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