The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
She was feeling annoyed with men generally. I do not blame her, I feel
annoyed with them myself sometimes. There is one man in particular I am
always feeling intensely irritated against. He says one thing, and acts
another. He will talk like a saint and behave like a fool, knows what is
right and does what is wrong. But we will not speak further of him. He
will be all he should be one day, and then we will pack him into a nice,
comfortably-lined box, and screw the lid down tight upon him, and put him
away in a quiet little spot near a church I know of, lest he should get
up and misbehave himself again.
The other man, who is a wise man as men go, looked at his fair critic
with a smile.
“My dear madam,” he replied, “you are blaming the wrong person. I
confess I do not know my mind, and what little I do know of it I do not
like. I did not make it, I did not select it. I am more dissatisfied
with it than you can possibly be. It is a greater mystery to me than it
is to you, and I have to live with it. You should pity not blame me.”
There are moods in which I fall to envying those old hermits who frankly,
and with courageous cowardice, shirked the problem of life. There are
days when I dream of an existence unfettered by the thousand petty
strings with which our souls lie bound to Lilliputia land. I picture
myself living in some Norwegian sater, high above the black waters of a
rockbound fiord. No other human creature disputes with me my kingdom. I
am alone with the whispering fir forests and the stars. How I live I am
not quite sure. Once a month I could journey down into the villages and
return laden. I should not need much. For the rest, my gun and
fishing-rod would supply me. I would have with me a couple of big dogs,
who would talk to me with their eyes, so full of dumb thought, and
together we would wander over the uplands, seeking our dinner, after the
old primitive fashion of the men who dreamt not of ten-course dinners and
Savoy suppers. I would cook the food myself, and sit down to the meal
with a bottle of good wine, such as starts a man’s thoughts (for I am
inconsistent, as I acknowledge, and that gift of civilization I would
bear with me into my hermitage). Then in the evening, with pipe in
mouth, beside my log-wood fire, I would sit and think, until new
knowledge came to me. Strengthened by those silent voices that are
drowned in the roar of Streetland, I might, perhaps, grow into something
nearer to what it was intended that a man should be—might catch a
glimpse, perhaps, of the meaning of life.
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