The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Their rivalry brought out all that was worst in both of them. It is a
mistake to suppose love only elevates; it can debase. It was a mean
struggle for what to an onlooker must have appeared a remarkably
unsatisfying prize. The loser might well have left the conqueror to her
poor triumph, even granting it had been gained unfairly. But the old,
ugly, primeval passions had been stirred in these women, and the
wedding-bells closed only the first act.
The second is not difficult to guess. It would have ended in the Divorce
Court had not the deserted wife felt that a finer revenge would be
secured to her by silence.
In the third, after an interval of only eighteen months, the man died—the
first piece of good fortune that seems to have occurred to him personally
throughout the play. His position must have been an exceedingly anxious
one from the beginning. Notwithstanding his flabbiness, one cannot but
regard him with a certain amount of pity—not unmixed with amusement.
Most of life’s dramas can be viewed as either farce or tragedy according
to the whim of the spectator. The actors invariably play them as
tragedy; but then that is the essence of good farce acting.
Thus was secured the triumph of legal virtue and the punishment of
irregularity, and the play might be dismissed as uninterestingly orthodox
were it not for the fourth act, showing how the wronged wife came to the
woman she had once wronged to ask and grant forgiveness. Strangely as it
may sound, they found their love for one another unchanged. They had
been long parted: it was sweet to hold each other’s hands again. Two
lonely women, they agreed to live together. Those who knew them well in
this later time say that their life was very beautiful, filled with
graciousness and nobility.
I do not say that such a story could ever be common, but it is more
probable than the world might credit. Sometimes the man is better
without the woman, the woman without the man.
ON THE NOBILITY OF OURSELVES
AN old Anglicized Frenchman, I used to meet often in my earlier
journalistic days, held a theory, concerning man’s future state, that has
since come to afford me more food for reflection than, at the time, I
should have deemed possible. He was a bright-eyed, eager little man.
One felt no Lotus land could be Paradise to him. We build our heaven of
the stones of our desires: to the old, red-bearded Norseman, a foe to
fight and a cup to drain; to the artistic Greek, a grove of animated
statuary; to the Red Indian, his happy hunting ground; to the Turk, his
harem; to the Jew, his New Jerusalem, paved with gold; to others,
according to their taste, limited by the range of their imagination.
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