The Secret of the League: The Story of a Social WarBramah, Ernest
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The Secret of the League: The Story of a Social War
Bramah, Ernest
Dystopias -- Fiction; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
There was a plentiful crop of grey hairs sown between Charing Cross and
Ludgate Hill in the early hours of that summer morning. With his mouth
to the telephone, Lidiat stirred up the purlieus of Fleet Street and the
Strand until office after office, composing room after composing room,
and foundry after foundry, all along the line, began to drone and hum
resentfully, like an outraged apiary in the dead of night. When he once
took up the wire he never put it down again until he had swept the
"London Dailies: Morning" section of Sell and Mitchell from beginning to
end. Those who wished to retort and temporise after he had done with
them, had to fall back upon the telescribe--which involved the
disadvantage to Fleet Street of having to write and coldly transmit the
indignant messages that it would fain pour hot and blistering into its
tormentor's ear. For two hours and a half by the watch beneath his eye
he harrowed up all the most cherished journalistic traditions of the
land, and from a small, box-like room a mile away, he controlled the
reins of the Fourth Estate of an Empire--a large, fat, perspiring man of
persuasive authority, and conscious of unlimited capital at his back.
By the end of that time chaos had given place to order. _The Scythe_ had
shown an amenable disposition with a readiness suggesting that it
possibly knew more than it had told in the past. _The Ensign_ was won
over by persuasion and the condition of the Navy, and _The Mailed Fist_
was clubbed and bullied and cajoled with big names until it was dazed.
For seven minutes Lidiat poured patriotism into the ear of _The
Beacon's_ editor, and gold into the coffers of _The Beacon's_ manager,
and then turned aside to win over _The Daily News-Letter_ by telling it
what _The Daily Chronicler_ was doing, and the _Chronicler_ by reporting
the _News-Letter's_ acquiescence. _The Morning Post Card_ remained
obdurate for half an hour, and only capitulated after driving down and
having an interview with Hampden. _The Great Daily_--well, for more than
a year _The Great Daily_ had been the property and organ of the League,
only no one had suspected it. The little _Illustrated Hour_, beset by
the difficulty of half-tone blocks, and frantic at the thought of having
to recast its plates and engage in the mysteries of "making ready" again
after half its edition had been run off, was the last to submit. So long
was it in making up its mind, that at last Lidiat sarcastically proposed
an inset, and, taking the suggestion in all good faith, the _Illustrated
Hour_ startled its sober patrons by bearing on its outside page a gummed
leaflet containing a leaderette and two news paragraphs.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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