The Secrets of the German War OfficeGraves, Armgaard Karl
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The Secrets of the German War Office
Graves, Armgaard Karl
Germany -- Foreign relations -- 1871-1918
"I wasn't in your room," she faltered. "I remember now. I believe
the tailor was here. One of the servants let him in."
I have no reason to shield Mrs. Macleod, for with true Scottish
thrift she got as much out of me as she could and then afterwards
declared in court that she thought I was a German spy a fortnight
after I had been in her house.
I made it my business to go around to my tailor's within an hour's
time and he contradicted her story. He had not been at the house. To
completely verify my suspicions that I was being shadowed, I went the
next day into the "F and F," a well-known caterer on Prince's Street.
In the writing-room I wrote some letters, one of which I purposely
dropped on the floor. I withdrew to the washroom and returning in
about fifteen minutes noticed that the letter had disappeared. Making
inquiries of "buttons" and of the "desk girl" I learned that a
gentleman had quietly picked up the letter and without reading it had
put it in his pocket and walked away. That settled it. They were
after me.
I hope this particular detective or his superior could read Greek.
For they, or whoever spent their time translating my letter, read an
ancient Greek version of "Mary had a Little Lamb."
I recognized it as an occasion where I had to make a right royal
bluff. I went at once to police headquarters in Edinburgh. I asked
for Chief Constable Ross, and sent in my card bearing
Dr. A. K. Graves, Turo, S. Australia. Presently I was shown into the
chief's room and was received by a typical Scottish gentleman. I
opened fire in this way:
"Have you any reason to believe that I am a Germa spy?"
I saw that it had knocked him off his pine.
"Why, no," he said, startled. "I don't know anything at all about
it."
"It's not by your orders then that I am followed?"
"Certainly not," he replied.
"Well, Chief, it's hardly likely that anything of such importance
would transpire without your notice."
"What reason have you to believe that you were followed?" he asked.
"Reason in plenty," I replied. "Some agent had even the audacity to
enter my apartments and search my effects. This, as you know, is
absolutely against English law, a warrant being necessary for such
procedure. If you have any reason to take me to be a German spy, go
right ahead now, or let these rather nonsensical persecutions cease.
I have taken this up to now to be rather a good joke, but my sense of
humor has its limit."
Chief Constable Ross became serious, and very bravely said:
"Well, Doctor, you know we've got to obey orders. I'm quite satisfied
though that there has been a mistake made and you shall no further be
annoyed."
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