"Fine--weighs a hundred and eighty. He and I have a ranch on the
Wimmenuche--only Hoover's been doing most of the work while I thought
about things. I see that. Hoover says one can't do much for the world
but laugh at it. He has a theory of his own. He maintains that God set
this planet whirling, then turned away for a moment to start another
universe or something. He says that when the Creator glances back at us
again, to find this poor, scrubby little earth-family divided over its
clod, the strong robbing the weak in the midst of plenty for
all--enslaving them to starve and toil and fight, spending more for war
than would keep the entire family in luxury; that when God looks closer,
in his amazement, and finds that, next to greed, the matter of
worshipping Him has made most of the war and other deviltry--the hatred
and persecution and killing among all the little brothers--he will laugh
aloud before he reflects, and this little ballful of funny, passionate
insects will be blown to bits. He says if the world comes to an end in
his lifetime, he will know God has happened to look this way, and
perhaps overheard a bishop say something vastly important about
Apostolic succession or the validity of the Anglican Orders or
Transubstantiation or 'communion in two kinds' or something. He insists
that a sense of humour is our only salvation--that only those will be
saved who happen to be laughing for the same reason that God laughs when
He looks at us--that the little Mohammedans and Christians and things
will be burned for their blasphemy of believing God not wise and good
enough to save them all, Mohammedan and Christian alike, though not
thinking excessively well of either; that only those laughing at the
whole gory nonsense will go into everlasting life by reason of their
superior faith in God."
"Of course that's plausible, and yet it's radical. Hoover's father was a
bishop, and I think Hoover is just a bit narrow from early training. He
can't see that lots of people who haven't a vestige of humour are
nevertheless worth saving. I admit that saving them will be a thankless
task. God won't be able to take very much pleasure in it, but in strict
justice he will do it--even if Hoover does regard it as a piece of
extravagant sentimentality."
A little later she went in. She left him gazing far off into the night,
filled with his message, dull to memory on the very scene that evoked in
her own heart so much from the old days. And as she went she laughed
inwardly at a certain consternation the woman of her could not wholly
put down; for she had blindly hurled herself against a wall--the wall of
his message. But it was funny, and the message chained her interest. She
could, she thought, strengthen his resolution to give it out--help him
in a thousand ways.
As she fell asleep the thought of him hovered and drifted on her heart
softly, as darkness rests on tired eyes.
CHAPTER XI
THE REMORSE OF WONDERING NANCY
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