The Serapion Brethren, Vol. I.Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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The Serapion Brethren, Vol. I.
Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
Fiction
'Pantaloon had made several most brilliant cavalry charges, and covered
himself with glory. But Fritz's hussars were subjected--by the mice--to
a heavy fire of very evil-smelling shot, which made horrid spots on
their red tunics; this caused them to hesitate, and hang rather back
for a time. Pantaloon made them take ground to the left, in _échelon_,
and, in the excitement of the moment, he, with his dragoons and
cuirassiers, executed a somewhat analogous movement. That is to say,
they brought up the right shoulder, wheeled to the left, and marched
home to their quarters. This had the effect of bringing the battery of
artillery on the footstool into imminent danger, and it was not long
before a large body of exceedingly ugly mice delivered such a vigorous
assault on this position that the whole of the footstool, with the guns
and gunners, fell into the enemy's hands. Nutcracker seemed much
disconcerted, and ordered his right wing to commence a retrograde
movement. A soldier of your experience, my dear Fritz, knows well that
such a movement is almost tantamount to a regular retreat, and you
grieve, with me, in anticipation, for the disaster which threatens the
army of Marie's beloved little Nutcracker. But turn your glance in the
other direction, and look at this left wing of Nutcracker's, where all
is still going well, and you will see that there is yet much hope for
the commander-in-chief and his cause.
"During the hottest part of the engagement masses of mouse-cavalry had
been quietly debouching from under the chest of drawers, and had
subsequently made a most determined advance upon the left wing of
Nutcracker's force, uttering loud and horrible queakings. But what a
reception they met with! Very slowly, as the nature the _terrain_
necessitated (for the ledge at the bottom of the cupboard had
to be passed), the regiment of motto-figures, commanded by two
Chinese Emperors, advanced, and formed square. These fine,
brilliantly-uniformed troops, consisting of gardeners, Tyrolese,
Tungooses, hairdressers, harlequins, Cupids, lions, tigers, unicorns,
and monkeys, fought with the utmost courage, coolness, and steady
endurance. This _bataillon d'élite_ would have wrested the victory from
the enemy had not one of his cavalry captains, pushing forward in a
rash and foolhardy manner, made a charge upon one of the Chinese
Emperors, and bitten off his head. This Chinese Emperor, in his fall,
knocked over and smothered a couple of Tungooses and a unicorn, and
this created a gap, through which the enemy effected a rush, which
resulted in the whole battalion being bitten to death. But the
enemy gained little advantage by this; for as soon as one of the
mouse-cavalry soldiers bit one of these brave adversaries to death, he
found that there was a small piece of printed paper sticking in his
throat, of which he died in a moment. Still, this was of small
advantage to Nutcracker's army, which, having once commenced a
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