The Seven Champions of ChristendomKingston, William Henry Giles
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The Seven Champions of Christendom
Kingston, William Henry Giles
Christian saints
At length, Saint Patrick, feeling that his latter days were approaching,
got back safe to Old Ireland, there firmly purposed to leave his bones.
The country, at that time there can be no manner of doubt about it, was
overrun with serpents, big and little, in great numbers, whose bite was
so venomous, that, if a man got stung by one of them, he in a minute or
less swelled up into a mountain. So the people came to Saint Patrick,--
for to whom else should they go, seeing that, of course, he was one of
the wisest men in the kingdom?--and they told him that it was their firm
belief that the whole land, from north to south, would be depopulated
before long if the snakes were not driven out of it. So, just then
thinking of something else, he told them to take their shillelaghs and
to knock the snakes on the head, and to drive them into the sea, he
himself setting the example; and right lustily he laid about him, as he
was wont to do in his early days, among Pagan hosts, or wild beasts, or
giants, or ogres.
Suddenly, as he was attacking a monstrous serpent wriggling about before
him, he recollected the way in which he had seen the snakes got rid of
in Africa. So, ordering all the fish-hooks to be procured throughout
Ireland to be brought to him, he had them tied on to the tails of all
the serpents to be found. Instantly the serpents were turned into
hoops, and calling his faithful followers, he showed them how to ring
them all on their shillelaghs. This done, staggering away with them at
their backs, all the serpents, and snakes, and vipers, were carried off
to the sea, into which they were thrown and drowned, and from that day
to this not one has ever ventured to come back to the shores of Old
Ireland, and none ever will, that we may be assured.
After this great and important achievement, the pious Saint wished to
retire altogether from public life. So he had a hermitage cut for
himself out of a big grey moss-overgrown rock, on an island in a lake
surrounded by trees, where very few people ever thought of coming to see
him; but some good pious families, who lived near, used to take him
fish, and other provisions, to supply his daily wants, which were,
indeed, but few.
There he lived on for some years, his existence being neither very
useful nor very interesting, and the puzzle was how he managed to pass
his time. His hair grew longer than ever, and so did his nails; and at
length it was discovered that he was with them, day after day, engaged
in digging his own grave. Like the mole, working away, he turned up the
earth till he had made it deep enough and long enough to suit his taste.
When it was completed he laid himself down in it, weary of the world,
and never rose from it again.
When the peasants came the next morning, they found the old Saint dead;
so, mournfully they threw back the earth he had turned up; and many
years afterwards, the exact spot being ascertained, a magnificent church
was raised over it to his memory.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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