The Seven ConundrumsOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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The Seven Conundrums
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
"You three," he said musingly, "especially you, Lister, have put your
finger upon one of the quaintest features of the psychology of these
days. Reason and argument, common sense, statesmanlike appeal, may all
fail. It is ridicule alone which kills. You three, my trusted
confederates, have probably prevented a revolution. You have brought to
an end in ridicule and disgust a great social upheaval."
"Helped by the Press," I reminded him.
"Helped by the Press, without a doubt," he assented. "Their tone was in
every respect admirable. The _Daily Hour_ cartoon of Creslin, the
pure-minded idealist, staggering to his feet from the bench in the Town
Hall Square, tarred and feathered, a disgraced debauchee, with fragments
of his pamphlet sticking in pieces to his body, and another copy of it
hung around his neck, was the most wonderful thing in educational
journalism. All the same, Lister, you had a narrow escape. It was the
women who saved you."
"The women and again the Press," I reminded him. "Just as the people
themselves were hesitating, the morning papers came out with a
humourous recital of the true story and a digest of the pamphlet.
Creslin could never again present a heroic picture to any one. The only
earthly chance he ever had of posing successfully as a prophet of the
new social law would have been the possession of a personal character of
unblemished purity."
"At the same time," Mr. Thomson observed, a little gravely, "I want you
to remember this. Creslin has many friends of his own ilk, friends who
knew his real character and who were indifferent. I think a short sea
voyage would be good for you and Miss Mindel, at any rate. I will speak
of that again presently."
I met Rose's eyes, and with the knowledge that our compact ended that
evening I attempted no more concealment. She looked for a moment
startled--and then I knew.
"As this is our last official reunion," our host continued, "I am
reminded that there are a good many questions which you have asked me at
various times during our association, the answers to which I have
postponed until this evening. Question me now as much as you will."
"Let me start," Rose begged. "I asked the first question, remember. When
you arrested Mountjoy, for whom were you acting? Were you for the
police, or just an ordinary informer?"
"For neither," was the calm reply. "I have been for ten years the head
of the Home Secret Service, an institution, I believe," he added, "which
is never mentioned, and which not one person in a thousand knows
anything about. The Secret Service still possesses the minute book I
found on Mountjoy. If it had come into the hands of the police, they
would have been compelled to have taken indiscriminate action and the
results would have been disastrous."
"The jewels which you took from Kinlosti?" I asked.
"They were sold, and the amount stands to the credit of the Secret
Service funds."
"What became of the treasure which was found in the Spens chateau?"
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