Crime -- England -- London -- History -- 19th century; London (England) -- Moral conditions; London (England) -- Social conditions
“‘MONEY WITHOUT SECURITY!’—Doubtless these mocking words have struck
many readers besides the advertiser. In his desperate situation he
has often put to himself the question, Is there to be found in this
cruel world a good Samaritan who would confer on a fellow-creature a
boon so precious? Is there one who, blessed with means, can find
delight in raising from the slough of despond a poor wretch stranded
on the bank of the black river of despair? Is there one who will
account it cheap by _lending_ ten pounds, for three months, at
twenty-five per cent interest, to elevate to manly altitude a human
creature who, for want of such a sum, is groaning in the dust? If
so, let him send a Beam of Sunshine to G. S. R., No. 17 Model Lodging
Houses, —.”
One cannot but ask the question, is G. S. R. a madman, or simply an
idiot, who can regard it as a “joke” to waste five shillings for the
privilege of seeing so many lines of empty rubbish in print? Or, again,
are there really any grounds of five shillingsworth for supposing that
amongst the fifty thousand readers of a daily newspaper one may be met
with silly or eccentric or whimsical enough to entertain G. S. R.’s
proposition? It is hard to believe in such a possibility. Still, there
_are_ strange people in the world; every day furnishes evidence of this
fact. Not more than a month ago it came to light that an old lady
residing at Clapham has for years past been in the habit of paying an
organ-grinder thirty shillings a-week—a half-sovereign on the evening of
every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday—to come and play for half-an-hour
under her window. Supposing a rupture between the lady and her musician,
and she had put an advertisement in the _Times_—“A lady, a resident in a
quiet suburb, is desirous of engaging with an organ-grinder. Terms of
service, three half-hours per week, 75_l._ a-year”—who would have
regarded it but as a silly joke?
Here is another begging advertisement of the simple and affecting type:
“A WIDOW’S ONLY COMFORT.—The advertiser begs the kind assistance of
the kind-hearted and benevolent to rescue her pianoforte from the
hands of the broker. It is but a poor old affair (valued only at
12_l._), but it has been her only consolation and solace since the
death of a darling only daughter, whose instrument it was, and it
would break her heart to part with it. Its music and her prayers
should combine to thank any one who was generous enough to restore it
to her. Address — Colebrook-row.”
One more instance, and we will have done with the advertising beggar:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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