The sexagenarian; or, the recollections of a literary life (Volume 2 of 2)Beloe, William
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The sexagenarian; or, the recollections of a literary life (Volume 2 of 2)
Beloe, William
Authors, English; Beloe, William, 1756-1817; English literature -- Anecdotes
_A._ No, we have only forty left.
_Q._ What becomes of the odd fifty?
_A._ The drivers take them, partly as a small recompence for
their trouble in protecting us, and partly to make money of
them, for the prosecution of law-suits with the neighbouring
farmers.
_Q._ You talk very sensibly for a hog; whence had you your
information?
_A._ From _a learned Pig_.
The following is given by way of answer to the question by what ceremony
the hog is disenchanted, and resumes his natural shape.
_A._ The hog that is going to be disenchanted, grovels before
the _Chief Driver_, who holds an iron skewer over him, and
gives him a smart blow on the shoulder, to remind him at once
of his former subjection and future submission. Immediately
he starts up, like the devil from Ithuriel’s spear, in his
proper shape, and ever after goes about with a nick-name. He
then beats his hogs without mercy, and when they implore his
compassion, and beg him to recollect that he was once their
_Fellow Swine_, he denies that ever he was a hog.
This curious dialogue thus concludes:—
_Q._ What is the general wish of the hogs at present?
_A._ To save their bacon.
Chorus of hogs.
Amen.
It may be observed of Porson, as Junius heretofore remarked of himself,
that perhaps his own recollection could not always bring before him
the numerous things he had written at various times, and on different
occasions. Two learned articles of great judgment and acute criticism,
may be pointed out, which not improbably Porson never communicated,
except to the individuals for whose immediate service they were intended;
more particularly as those individuals proudly pursued and sturdily
avowed principles and sentiments, in the most determined opposition to
those with whom the Professor lived with greater familiarity and intimacy.
The first of these was an article containing very learned and ingenious
observations on the Codex Theodori Bezæ Cantabrigiensis, published by Dr.
Kipling in 1793.
The reader may remember, that this MS. was so printed, that every page,
line, word, letter, and point, as far as types can imitate hand-writing,
corresponded with the original. Dr. Woide had done the same thing before
with respect to the celebrated Alexandrian MS. But of the two works, the
Professor remarks, “that as much as Kipling’s work is superior to Dr.
Woide’s in its outside, so does it appear to be below it in intrinsic
merit.”
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