Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Spouses -- Fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
There was only a slight disturbance around the cigarette urn at first,
a faint billowing of the table cloth. Then, as though someone had
secured a grip on the thing ... as George indeed had ... it suddenly
lifted into the air. There was a period of shifting and balancing, then
it lifted steadily upward until it was above the heads of the embroiled
diners.
"No!" Marc yelled at the top of his lungs. "George! Put it back!"
Instantly all was silence in the dining room as the warring guests
froze in various attitudes of combat and cast frightened eyes upward at
the floating urn. The enchantress from France, her hand clutching at
Toffee's hair, was somewhat more affected than the others.
"I haf loose my reason!" she wailed. "I am departed from my wits in
this land of barbarians!" Then, becoming considerably more heavy-lidded
than before, she wilted quietly to the floor.
Meanwhile the urn had continued upward, paused, sighted its course,
and started viciously in Marc's direction. George's plan was hideously
plain; he meant to dispatch his earthly part to the hereafter by means
of bombardment.
"Run, Marc!" Toffee screamed. "Run!"
Marc, however, now laden with food, silver and lead weights, was all
but incapable of flight. He started forward, but only ploddingly.
Loaded to the teeth with ballast, his progress was not only extremely
noisome, but greatly retarded.
"I can't run!" he panted.
* * * * *
In the next moment the urn had arrived at a position almost directly
above him. It shuttled nervously back and forth, evidently adjusting
for a direct hit. Toffee dashed toward the table and the petrified
Blemishes. She bent quickly over Cecil and snatched the revolver from
his hand.
"Bombs away!" George's voice sang out jubilantly from the region of the
urn. "Fire one!"
"Oh, Lord!" Marc moaned fervently. He struggled desperately to reach
one of the tables so that he might take shelter under it.
And then, just as the urn plunged downward, three shots thundered
deafeningly through the room. Marc was suddenly caught in a rain of
sand and shattered pottery.
At the table, the Blemishes jumped to their feet and threw their hands
above their heads.
"We surrender!" they yelped in unison.
Then Cecil turned around, saw Toffee, the gun in her hand. He reached
out and took it from her.
"You're not supposed to have that," he said woundedly. "What kind of
prisoner are you, anyway?"
"Sorry," Toffee said. "It was an emergency."
Then she ran to Marc, followed by the Blemishes, and began to scrape
some of the debris from his head and shoulders. No sooner had she
arrived, however, than another crisis loomed on the horizon. The door
of the dining room flew open and the manager of the Wynant, accompanied
by two of the city's finest, ran inside.
"Arrest them all!" the manager screamed shrilly. "Arrest everybody!"
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